Info icon

The webpage cannot be found as it never existed

 HTTP 404

Most likely causes:

  • xoggoth made the whole thing up.
  • If you clicked on a link like that you must be a frigging idiot.

What you can try:


Retype the address if you are totally retarded.


Go and read some crappy inferior blog instead.


Go to the   main site and donate £10GBP ($300 US) for being such an idiot.


This error (HTTP 404 Not Found) means that your browser was able to connect to the website, but the page you wanted was not found because we at bloggoth could not be arsed to do a proper page. Or we never made a page because nobody of sound mind would click on a link like that expecting to see a genuine page.

PS If you seriously imagine we are going to do a versions of this page for mobile devices etc you must be nuts.

For more information about HTTP errors, see Help. Or not.