That "pad by the bedside" idea worked well for one fellow who kept dreaming that he'd found the secret of life but could never remember it in the morning. So he did just that, put a paper pad and a pencil on his nightstand and went to sleep. During the night he had the same dream again, and woke up long enough to write it down. In the morning he excitedly took up the pad and read it. Here is what he saw written on the pad:
Higgamous, hoggamous. Women are monogamous.
Hoggamous, higgamous. Men are polygamous.
Blacklisted Sheep ON Oh FFS just STFU Dated:2010-07-27 20:21:12