I'm trading my little Chrysler car in on a 12-yard dump truck so I can just run right over the top of some of these brainless assholes. I dream at night of doing that cop trick of smacking into their rear corner and causing them to flip end over end, crash and burn. Then I can park, get out the nice long pointed stick I'll carry and my bag of marshmallows, and have a lovely marshmallow roast by the side of the road.
When I get a tailgating jerk behind me I can raise the dump bed and dump a massive load of boulders on top of them, and smash them into grease. I'm going to love it.
Black Rage. I mean Sheep. ON Summer road rage Dated:2010-07-10 05:19:09