There is a street party here today. Needless to say I will soon be falling all over the place, on my face and butt.
Nope, checked the tyre regularly, pretty wierd puncture where pressure does not drop for five days then suddenly goes to zero. As it probably happened on a Sunday it may be god punishing me for all my nasty remarks about him.
x ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-30 09:01:35
Hey, I was just reading a bunch of the comments made by various elite (or elitist) attendees of The Wedding, and man, you people really need to learn how to speak English. “Everyone will be having a knees up today.†A what? A knees up? you lift both your knees up, you fall on your butt.
Straighten up over there.
Flack Bleat ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-30 05:25:48
Wow, a real commenty thingy after only having to scroll down for so long my fekking dinner got cold. Lazy bloggers die and go to Hell, be warned.
Anyway, what I want to know is, do elementary atomic particles masturbate?
Do you think it just might be possible that your van tire has a slow leak?
And, the reason God allows us to do so much suffering all the time is because he really enjoys watching it. That's why he made us. He fixed us so we couldn't resist temptation and then make sure we were constantly tempted by things that would bring his wrath down on us along with just a whole lot of generally bad shit simply because he set it all up that way, got a big bag of popcorn and sat back to watch the fun. He's still watching but he's getting bored, which is why there's so many more of us now and our sufferings are more of an en-masse nature. Remember the Roman gladiatorial games? As time went on, people got bored, the games had to be more and more spectacular... or no, you probably don't remember, actually, but anyway it's historical fact and God is made in our image, after all, so you really can't expect anything different and well, there it is.
Black Vomit. I ,mean Sheep ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-30 01:59:47
Skunkhorns, we've got those too. I expect they're much bigger in the US.
x ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-12 20:56:57
Fire ants. There's your answer. Fire ants. You can't get rid of them, fast as you kill one hive, 3 more pop up. They'll kill and eat his chickens, his dog, his children and possibly him too with any luck. Of course, once they're done with all that then they'll come after you and the other neighbors. Hmmm. Maybe I better rethink this.....
Skunkhorns. There you go. Skunkhorns. They're a type of fungus that resembles a big penis right down to the goo dripping off the end, and they smell truly horrible. Attracts all manner of flies which they dissolve in their phallic goo. Spread skunkhorn spores all over his yard and watch the fun as the mycelium grows and sprouts hundreds of reeking penises. Damn, I'm good.
Black Sheep Thoughts ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-12 19:26:23
Good lord! I can't believe you actually seem to read the crap on bloggoth! Have a solid gold medal. If you can't see it at left its because the bloggoth medal awarder don't work in Firefox.
Mr PIKEY SCUM already has chickens as lots do round here. I could just let them out but his dog would probably eat them. Now we've got global warming perhaps I could breed a few deadly snakes or scorpions.
x ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-12 12:52:41
Actually no, not a big problem for pioneer America. The whole reason the Hatfields/McCoys thing is so famous is because it's so singular. People feuded from time to time but none ever carried it to the extreme that they did. The pioneer families tended to be supportive of each other, they had to in the face of several common enemies such as hostile natives and a hostile wilderness. So when the Hatfields and McCoys got into it, it was an exception.
Where the fighting did happen was between sheep farmers and cattle ranchers. Sheep eat the grass right down to the ground and kill it, ruining the land for cattle. This resulted in some serious shoot-outs.
Re: Haiti and other crap, I don't know who eats the Datura, Mexican zombies maybe. The Haitian ones get powdered blowfish blown in their faces and those who don't actually die from that, become zombies.
Mentioning names, I do not believe in life after death. But visions of the future, feckin right.
I really like Modern Vomiting. Spewing out broken glass and razor blades all covered in green goopy bile and smelling incredibly foul must be wonderfully entertaining to any onlookers. Is there a school for this?
I would like to point out that my chickens are incredibly stupid. This is quite normal for modern chickens, in case you didn't know that. Chickens used to have a lot of savvy but the smarts are all bred out of them now. When the average chicken is raised in captivity with no natural enemies and breeds only to make more chickens. they get pretty fucking stupid after 100 generations or so. Like mine. Just really stupid. What you need to do is get a bunch of adult ones, clip their wings and put them in Pikey Scums back yard. Within hours they'll have ripped out and murdered every single green growing thing in sight. And shit on it. You want revenge? Diabolical revenge? Inflict him with chickens.
Shlack Bleep ON Modern vomiting Dated:2011-04-12 04:49:26