I think you have a hero worshipper in young Ernesto. Actually you do have a real gift for language, why not try writing some fiction? You might make a whole $3 a year like I do.
x ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-15 10:51:40
Mr Sheep clearly does not comprehend the SACRED DUALITY upon which all things of the universe are based - teeth and tonsils (Praise be upon them)
You seem to have more hair than me anyway (apart from the right shoulder, I am a world champion there) and seem to have been more successful (bastard!) Anyway, we will employ the ritual lies "You haven't changed a bit!" before having a fight. Will email that stivesapartment link.
x ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-15 10:46:19
I can see that I will need freshen up the mint sauce and redcurrant jelly - I enjoy my lamb pink or (preferably) bleating...
Teeth ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-15 00:38:01
Silly? You want silly? You should see my latest article.
I subscribe to the shape-shifting giant lizard theory and it's more than just a theory, I can tell you and I have the giant teeth marks on my left buttock to prove it. That "person" who comments here is one of them. Look at the pseudonym. TEETH! My God, man, proof coming out your ears right there! Those giant lizards are ass-biters, that's how they infect us with their DNA so that we slowly change into beings like them. I'm telling you now before SNARRRRR I start SNARRR SNARRRRRR changing into SNARRRR SNARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Inflatable Rubber Sheep ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-14 19:44:36
And yes - it would be great to meet up for a drink - though you must forgive me for my white hair and being fat - it was the one legacy - I put on several very embarrassing stones. Can't wait.
Teeth ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-14 18:57:02
I am very sorry to hear that about M. I had it back in 1998. Operation and chemo and no problems since. Wish her well from me.
Teeth ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-14 15:37:01
Not really. M has the big C and is undergoing therapy at mo. Hoping it wil work. Sort of geussing not all entirely great with you either in last few years. When you are back in Bucks perhaps we can meet for a drink sometime. Not quite so far to go as Northumberland.
Saw your thing on the hub about St Ives. Great place, lots of art shops, or used to be, not been there for years.
x ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-13 20:32:52
I wasn't talking about your penis - I realise how big that must be by now (envy).
Congratulations on your Amazon book Xavier ...
Living in Buckingham now (don't ask) - though currently in St Ives in Cornwall. I have a small apartment there (.stivesapartment.com) which helps keep me in chocolate biscuits.
Hope all is good for you and Mrs Bloggoth; and that you have solved the family problems you alluded to.
Cow's teeth
Teeth ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-13 19:34:49
have come to conclusion a long time ago that it's too frustrating and stressful to keep worrying about the idiocy inflicted on us by our lords and masters although, that said, I can't stop doing it. I often wake up at 4AM and my brain spends an hour going over the same old crap. You should do some silly stuff too Mr S, some of your silly comments on here are great.
Hey teeth! Nah, you have the wrong HPL characters there, not the common Shoggoth but the elder god Yog Soggoth (or Yog Sothoth). No he isn't, I have grown 14" (and 10 years younger) since I last saw you, we elder gods are not constrained by direction of time and space like you mortals.
Anyway, how ya doing and are you in Reading or still in North East?
x ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-10 19:51:25
Remind me - what is the etymology of Xoggoth? A mistyping led me to Shoggoth:
It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter. â€
— H. P. Lovecraft, At The Mountains of Madness
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Shoggoth_by_pahko.jpg
Teeth ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-10 08:02:11
Who this impertinent internet individual who has hijacked the xoggoth name? I see he is on a d..... site. He is also younger than me! Bastard!
He's also taller...
(your spammy thing stopped be using the word d....g)
Teeth ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-10 07:47:12
Greeetings and salutations. I took your comment to heart, but........
No more politics. I'm all done. Screw that voodoo crap, and the voters who rode in on it. From now on I'm going to post about wierd shit that happens in my and other peoples lives and ramble on about stuff that is uplifting or at least a little interesting - to me, anyway.
Yeah, I decided I had too much invested in Newsbleat to toss it in the wastebin, and I enjoy ranting too much. But no more politics. I officially give up and wash my hands of humans. They have no ability to make good decisions. Pearls before sheep. Fugg 'em all.
Black Sheep ON Brevik Dated:2012-11-10 03:57:06
Goodel! I HAVE IT. GOODEL! A sure winner! Let the Bangs happen, large and small. Goodel will win eternity after eternity.
I'm actually no fan of the Big Bang theory. It is, after all, only a theory, not a proven fact, and just as many proofs are out there of a self-creating Universe as there are of a Big Bang. The bangaroonie plan is that the entire Universe suddenly exploded out of literally nothing. The self-creating plan is that matter is constantly appearing out of nothing. Pretty much the same thing except one is like a firecracker and the other is like a dripping faucet. Neither is all that far fetched when you consider that matter is composed of nothing, in motion. That IS a hard one to wrap one's head around, but that's how it is.
The biggest thing in favor of the dripping faucet, and a direct contradiction to the firecracker, is that the expansion of the Universe should be slowing down if the firecracker bit was true. It's not, though. It's speeding up and steadily expanding faster and faster. Drip drip drip. More makes more.
Bleak Street, ummm I mean Black Sheep ON Brevik Dated:2012-10-31 16:29:25
Googlod? Goggle? Godgoo? I want to get my Name Of God contest choices in now BEFORE the next Big Bang. Nothing like being first and I love to win.
Totally OTS, I've been adding to my stamp collection for awhile now using ebay and I have all the cheaper ones, so I'm trying to fill in the blank spaces as modestly as possible but still get decent quality. By this time I have a good handle on stamp values vs quality, and time after time I'm outbid by someone with more money than sense. With some of the collectors out there, winning is the goal regardless of cost.
So for them I ensure that they pay absolutely the most that they're willing to, by doing this: Say that the bid is at $40 and the bid window says you have to bid $1 more. Do just that. Then if the window says You've Been Outbid, XXXX has bid $42, so bid $43 or more. Bid $43. Keep increasing your bid by the minimum every time you are told you are outbid, until your bid matches XXXX's bid. In other words it says You Are Outbid, XXXX bids $45, you must bid $46 or more and you bid $46 and then the window says XXXX bids $46. No increase. You have reached XXXX's maximum bid. Stop right there and let XXXX win and pay perhaps twice what the thing is worth.
This little tactic does a fine job of eating away at people's funds while simultaneously taking them out of the bidding for another of that type of item.
I do this because I'm tired of jerks running up prices on the rest of us. There's plenty out there for everyone, all we have to do is wait our turn. Of course, they never will but it's a fun game at their expense for us old retired types, ho ho.
The Ram of Darkness ON Brevik Dated:2012-10-26 02:49:14
Greasings and peculations. Quite welcome for the Middle Ages insights. I'm really much older than I look.
Regarding Neo-nihilism and morals, I've always felt that morals are simply our natural awareness of right and wrong. Not all of us have that, as many of us are born naturally psychopathic. That's been an interesting study for me, as psychopathy is now regarded as a leftover from our caveman days and was a genuine survival trait back then. Not so much today, though, with the advent of prisons and death penalties and all that.
Morals need to be separated from taboos, a whole different thing. Muslimes think it's immoral to touch dogs, for instance, when that's actually only a religious taboo, yet they think it's okay to fuck goats, something the rest of the world is disgusted by, not because of any moral wrong but actually because that's a great way to get siphilus. Same as fucking sheep. That which is filthy isn't necessarily immoral. Just stupid. They do have some sense of right and wrong, though, as if they damage a goat by fucking it, that's morally wrong and they're then obligated to care for the goat. This is really brilliant proof that filth and morality can work together for the benefit of goats. Can a goat ask more than that?
Brakk Shreep, say "Ah so, baaaa" ON Brevik Dated:2012-10-22 18:01:40
By way of demonstrating my high level of intelligence, kindly note that I find your Fartpick commercial and your doodles to be of great interest. Truly inspiring. No, really. No, I really mean that. Really.
Life back in the Middle Ages was incredibly stifling and oppressive. I'll never forget the time the Earl of Fucksakes (not his real name) tried to tax me out of 14 hectares of good and productive land. He unfortunately died though, shortly after a pretty young peasant girl took him a lovely bunch of berry tarts. She helped him work up an apetite, first, of course, and her family were seen to be a bit more prosperous than their station for long afterwards. I should know, they were my peasants.
Weeds were a big problem back then. I don't know how many horses and cattle died munching on hemlock, it was a real problem.
Black Sheep ON Brevik Dated:2012-10-19 00:48:07
Regarding your "Same Old" post, that's one of the finest works of sarcasm I've read in quite awhile. I do appreciate good sarcasm.
Yes, I'm a rockhound, with a well equipped shop and at least one top grade slab (but generally a bunch of them) of every good type of agate and jasper found on the planet and a great many that were mined out 75 years ago. Plus an extensive collection of geodes and thundereggs, and a nice lot of precious opal.
That's part of my retirement. I found some of it, bought more at yard sales, rockhound pow wows, ebay and rock club auctions.
Even though I'm in the middle of the best rockhounding in California, it's pretty much all worked out, so that's no longer saying much. However, I have the best of the best neatly sorted on shelves waiting for me to cut some cabs out of it, so I've no real need for field trips anymore except that I still love the thrill of discovery.
I very much share your own disappointment at the covering over of so much that Nature had to offer.
Black Sheep ON Brevik Dated:2012-10-06 04:04:53
Hey, I read your zombie story. Why didn't he go after his killers instead of flying home to his wife when he could see that his body was dead and decaying? Cute ending though. I did like the ending. I suppose the plane trip was necessary in order to arrive at that ending but it would have been more fulfilling to me if he ate his killer's brains first and then ate his wife's brains, and then she also became a zombie and the two of them went around eating other people's brains until the whole world was nothing but zombies that all decayed into dust and the Middle East problem was solved forever. Along with all other problems. Do zombies make good fertilizer?
Black Zombie Chunks ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-30 23:34:00
Romney's 47% refers to all those on welfare of some sort, Democrats, blacks, and illegal aliens who will vote for Obama illegally. He's right. Obama has their votes and they comprise 47% of registered voters. That's why this election is so close in spite of Obama's horrible behavior over the past 4 years. Ryan, his running mate, is the one making slanted and just plain false statements, but he can, he's not running for President. Romney has to be spot on with his facts and figures and so far, he is.
Black Sheep ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-27 23:18:40
I'm plumb overjoyed to hear that you have such a festive place like Kemptown where everyone is gay and happy but you know, those people you describe sound like HOMOSEXUALS! So do the businesses. I mean, sex shops with "flimsy male things" and men dressed as women? That doesn't sound like theyr'e being gay, that sounds lie they're being HOMOSEXUAL.
I bet those people are all muslimes. Muslimes are into stuff like that, I know because of what they do to goats.
Black Death ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-14 03:49:26
i agree wholeheartedly. when we moved into our cuenrrt apartment with my boyfriend, the walls were yellow with gold glitter and in each room there was one wall that was dark brown. it was infuriating, so i painted all the walls white with a teal trim and black doors. now it feels so much more relaxing.
Esther ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-13 19:23:41
Those are strategies I'm familiar with but waste even more time. It's not so bad if you're sitting in the office next to the phone but the bastards always seem to call when you're down the garden, eating dinner, in the shower or on the bog, they appear to have some sort of sensor to acheive max annoyance.
We do have caller ID, trouble is a withheld or 08 number is never a guarantee that it isn't someone you want to talk to.
x ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-05 09:46:31
May I compliment you on your new Commenty Boxy Thingy or whatever the hell you're calling it now. Very nice. Uncluttered. I do like uncluttered.
Just wondering if pictures of big bottoms smell like fecal matter when burnt?
If you have Caller ID, which is common over on this side of the Great Waters, you have the phone numbers of the asswipes who annoy you. Some of them do have some sort of trick where they can make the readout give a false number, but most of the scum don't, and they use computers to do the dialing. So what I enjoy doing is calling the number back. When it rings instead of my getting a busy signal, I just lay the phone down, off the hook, walk away and tie up the computer for a very long time.
A favorite one when a live person is on the other end is to tell them that I'm interested but someone is at the door, and I'll be right back. Which I am, maybe 20 minutes later. Cold calls can be loads of fun.
Flat Sheet... ahhh, Slat Seat.... ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-05 02:21:08
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x ON Brevik Dated:2012-09-02 21:00:27