A Morris Marina?
I am too destroyed by alcohol, pox, old age, cold and poverty to say much more. Cold and poverty as well. And pox and old age and alcohol.
That is why I don't blog much these days.
Don't have much more to say than - Morris Marina?
I remember when they had those.
ON What are we doing Dated:2013-11-19 07:57:38
Viz style Up the Arse exhibit.
Just totally brilliant
Bovine ON What are we doing Dated:2013-11-15 17:25:21
Yuck! Just by chance came across the word Noma. You don't want to do a Google images search of that! Even worse than a Google of Krokodil.
Yet they still thinks there's a fucking god
Bovine ON What are we doing Dated:2013-11-08 19:21:43
Re: "This Means War", your stated figures seem to indicate that the rate of increase of moo slimes is much greater than the rate of increase of those who have abandoned superstition. The moo slimes have increased their numbers by 50% over the past ten years while the atheists have only increased by 10%. For the moo slimes, that's double in twenty years.
At their current rates of increase, the enlightened will exceed half the population in 25 years while the moo slimes will have doubled theirs plus 25%, to around 11% or 12% of the population.
Unfortunately, this means an increase in the overall population, which in turn means that the atheists better work harder if they want to be more than half of the total in 25 more years.
So let's see. 12% of the population will be violent terrorists trained to murder others and blow themselves up at will to force everyone else to submit to Islam, against 50% of the population that really doesn't want to fight and would much prefer to have a nice chat while sipping tea. I wonder which group will win out?
Black Sheep ON What are we doing Dated:2013-11-07 16:44:24
Well, regarding the Roma, they're a dark-skinned people, and they have a reputation for stealing children, and there's all those blonde, blue-eyed Roma. Not a hard one to figure out why.
Re: This means war, the Chinese have a curse they cast on their enemies: May you live in interesting times. Boy, do we ever, now. But then, is it ever NOT interesting? Crappeth frometh the skies raineth eternal, or some such.
Be damned glad of that high infant mortality rate in Birmingham and light some incense or chant or something for an increase in it. Like 100%. Surely, if Syrians can make Sarin gas, your government can also, and it really wouldn't take much to clean up your ugliest neighborhoods. Just have to wait until the weather cooperates, is all. Oh, if only I were dictator of the world, what a fine place it would be. No Muslims, no Islam, no enclaves of nasty, evil-minded, scroungy-living non-assimilators. A little gas here, a few bombs there, lots of well-placed firing squads, ah but tis only a dream.
Black Sheep ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-30 04:37:46
Not sure its to do with any of my crap but quite agree. One hears little criticism of Chinese, Fillipinos, Sikhs or Hindus 'cos they aren't a significant problem. There are only complaints about those who are, like Muslims, Roma, and esp. blacks.
Plenty of useful sorts in those groups too but anyone who thinks they are assets as a whole is just plain ignorant. Those groups are millstones around our necks. What these PC idiots do not grasp is that if real problems among minorities are not faced up to and tackled, resentment grows against those communities as a whole, including the decent ones.
x ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-27 20:09:12
Blonde-haired, blue-eyed Pikey Scum? Left over DNA from the Viking forays? From stealing blonde children? Naw....
Did you see the picture of that pair with the little blonde girl? Cute, eh? He reminds me of a bloated Bucky Beaver, such an intelligent looking fellow. I read a sci-fi story once, long ago, that depicted the Roma as being descended from space aliens. Suppose there could be something to that? There must be some reason they're so different. Could it be their deodorant? Nooo, they don't use any.
Estimates on Wikipedia put their number worldwide at about 12 million or more, quite a few, really, must be from all that baby snatching boosting their ranks. Human rights groups whine that the Roma are unfairly described, but I doubt that. Their reputation is earned. If they were good-Samaritan types going around doing good deeds instead of bad, they would have a reputation for that instead.
Minority groups are often picked on for being different but they aren't actually reviled unless they deserve to be.
Flatulent Sheep Outgassing ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-26 15:45:47
Hey I forgot about that one. Will have to have a look.
x ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-23 20:40:33
"knob Painting?. You can stick paintbrushes in them too."
Tried it - it doesn't work and it hurts disproportionately to the upside.
PS - Did you find any other old paintings in your loft like your figure study of LD sitting on a wall?
Bovine ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-23 19:25:16
"The white British might be a bit more in favour of multiculturalism if implications of racism, and blame generally, were not always dumped solely at their doorstep."
Ummm, NO. If the other cultures would put on their dances in their traditional garb, sing their songs and beat their drums, give a 5 minute oration on their history, and then LEAVE, I think that should work out well, though.
Black Sheets ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-15 16:07:23
Sure agree on lack of democracy, it's just a rotating dictatorship where we get to choose between groups with their own self interests every 4 or 5 years.
That cat blaster sounds great! Can it be adapted to fire real bullets? Adjusted to only kill relatives?
x ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-14 13:08:18
On cats and lilies
Glad to see you have now got a pond. We installed a small one with a very noisy fountain to drown out the sounds from our 'singing' neighbors; along with a tall cedar and bamboo hedge on the other side to protect us from their bouncing kids (they have a huge trampoline next to the fence).
But the biggest scourge is the abundance of cats who visit our garden to crap. It didn't happen when our dog was alive.
In the olden days cats would dig a hole in the soil, crap in that, and fill it up again. Now today, oh no - they just crap anywhere. I blame immigration. They were averaging three or four piles of crap a day and missus was moaning perpetually about having to clear it up.
Tried cat repellent though apart from its terrible smell it was only partially effective and had to be renewed every time it rained. Sorted out the front garden with an ultrasonic device which works well and has reduced crap piles to zero there but it didn't work in the back - too many places for a cat to hide.
So I bought a water powered scarecrow. It's amazing. It uses an IR motion detector to locate presence of cat then blasts it and surrounding area with water - a three second blast that sweeps over a large area which you can set - you should see those moggies run! You can play around with the sensitivity so that it doesn't respond to small birds etc.
Installed it five days ago and not a single crap pile since; recommended and unlike lilies effective all year round.
Feline ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-14 12:36:29
My apologies for being so remiss in commenting. I see you've far outstripped me in posting articles. My mind, such as it is, has been occupied with matters besides blogging lately.
Anyway, skipping here and there, I read with glee that of the 500 or so blacks that attempted to invade Italy, only about 150 or so survived when the boat sank. My congratulations to the Italians, now they only have to pay for sending 150 of the human trash back instead of 500 of them. Personally I think all those wanting to leave Africa in that manner should simply jump off a high place instead. So much easier, at no cost to them or their family, and one less drain on their limited resources, not to mention a much quicker and far less painless way to go.
About leaving the EU, the UK is not a democracy, it's a socialist state, so of course you don't get to vote on the issues that really matter to you. They simply maintain the illusion of a democracy for you. The UK will leave the EU when your government finds it convenient or is forced to by some circumstance and the only way you'll ever actually have a genuine democracy is when the people rise up and take the government back.
Yeah, I saw that Lesus coin. What a larf! Maybe the priest who designed it was too distracted by the naked buttocks of the 13 year old choir boy he was about to "punish".
We have nothing like those totally socialistic sounding "council houses" that you have there. I take it that they're government-run free housing for the sick, lame and lazy?
The idea that self-sufficient people with large homes could be forced to accept boarders in any empty rooms in their homes is a pretty alien concept, but I guess not in a socialist country. Not that the US is so pure. Anytime the citizens have an obligation to their government at birth, they are born into slavery, regardless of how mild or supposedly benign that slavery is. The military duty requirement, mandatory taxation of pretty much everything a person does, earns or owns. Restrictions on speech, special protections for government workers and politicians, and on and on. Real democracy isn't practiced anywhere, because some people are always more equal.
Bleak Chap. No. Umm, Black Cheap. Is that close? Dang.... ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-12 22:13:29
Impossible even to believe these tattoe'd numbnuts who do the business with... no matter, they will regret it as they pass 40.
Mr C ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-03 09:33:12
Firstly let me say first before it gets forgotten until lastly, damn shame about Rolf and I do hope they tan his hide and hang it from the shed when he's dead. Mate.
All popes should be made saints. Sincerely and this coming from one who thinks Catholicism smells worse than a pile of dead flies on a window sill. Does it really matter if they actually performed any miracles, when we all know that's utter and total bullshit anyway? I say not! They made Pope, didn't they? Considering the rivalry between that bunch of Machiavellian, poison-needle-wielding butt penetrators, it's a miracle any of them live long enough to become pope, let alone actually get elected to the office. Fucken-A, make them all saints. Their boyfriends, too.
That place that you go jogging through, that silent place, the one where the only sign of life is grass, unkempt grass, where the silence awaits you, holding within it all those nameless fears of which you dare not speak, waiting, while you, all alone, move unsuspectingly through that grass, that silent, unkempt grass..... Take along a bag of bird seed or cracked corn or something and scatter it about as you run. That will fix it. Then you'll have to watch out you don't keep stepping on the mice and birds and whatall, and wish you'd left the damned bird seed at home, by god.
Why would Cameroons parents want to delay the breast development of their daughters? But then, they are from Africa, same place where the brass neck rings were stacked on. Maybe they want the tits to ingrow? Come out the girls backs? That would make sense if they're "back door" types, then they could hang on to a pair of titties while banging away. Girls with tits on their backs might fetch premium bride prices? Maybe?
Arabs like flat chested girls who look like boys, and boys who look like girls. You know, the practice is starting to make sense.
Darkling Ovis ON What are we doing Dated:2013-10-01 02:26:53