Not my conversation, but... why is housing so expensive in England? I could see it if you were all jammed in tight like the Japanese, but it was expensive when I was there nearly 30 years ago and it still is, yet the immigrants keep swarming in and housing keeps being built for them. If you had no room for more, that would make living space pricey, but obviously you had lots of room back then. Taxes?
Nosy Ram ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-06-20 23:03:40
Jeeez. You can't have no teeth when your name is teeth! Seriously, sounds awful, my sympathies.
Your missus seriously wants me to come up? Like to. Few weeks maybe, perhaps go and see my bro. in law too. Barbara's sister lives in Northants somewhere so maybe I can drag her up.
Bad news is that B may have to move up there as she just can't afford to stay in her current place and everything round here is so expensive. Freehold too expensive and leasehold come with huge maintenance fees. Gonna be awful to not have her around.
x ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-06-18 22:41:06
As Serial Killer has been booked and the only Love Everybody I knew died prematurely of a brain tumour (ex boss’s wife whom I shouldn’t have) I’m a bit stuck. How about ..(I’m sure you can come up with something)
Shit – my teeth are falling out. Dreadful jaw disease, got to have implants. Horrendously expensive and will take about a year in all. Bollocks. I will be lipthin and eathin thoup for futhin etha; blowth throbs wilf be orf tha athenda thew. You wilf aff thu deputithhh.
When you coming down (up?). Missus keeps asking. It would be good to see you before too long.
Bovine ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-06-17 21:18:31
Great minds do think alike, I just posted a rant this morning about black crime.
Rams It To Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-06-10 19:21:08
PC deaths should be accompanied by some sort of ritual. An autopsy seems appropriate to determine cause of death, then perhaps the playing of a bagpipes CD on a cheap stereo, as the PC is pillaged for usable parts before being chunked into the bin.
So you have Old Cratchit Disorder, eh? Complicated by Bottom Obsession? Eh? Just can't keep those wrinkled, craggy-nailed hands off fat young bottoms, eh? Tired of being yanked around by your collar by beefy, red-faced bobbies responding to complaints, eh? Well, I have the answer to this problem. Simply wear Near Eastern clothing and a fancy towel on your head and declare in a non-existent national accent that you are obeying the dictates of your religion. When asked what religion that is, make it clear that you aren't allowed by your religion to say.
Then you can go around grabbing and fondling every bottom in sight and no one will object for fear of being prosecuted for religious discrimination.
You're welcome. I accept PayPal. I don't do this for free.
Incredibly handsome sheep covered in wavy black hair. ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-06-08 14:44:47
I was thinking (that's an advance warning, take heed) that Xoggoth could be considered a verb. He doth xoggoth upon the Queen's Royal Pet Terrier, which doth causeth it's haireth to falleth outeth and it's skin to peeleth, as it screecheth and runneth about. Eth.
Baaa aaa.
Baaaad Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-06-04 19:58:07
Regarding sneaking into holes, all that sounds very scatological to me, or would that be analogical? If that word doesn't exist yet, it does now and I claim intellectual property rights, and the other kind, too.
You do live pretty close to nature there. I would have thought that all England was people all jammed together and no sort of ecology left, but I guess most of them are living 24 to a bedsit in London.
Bedsit, now there's a British word for sure, like lift and bonnet instead of elevator and hood. I rented one of those little excuses for a crash pad while in London, with the community shitter and the croissants and milk each morning. It was different, and I instantly discovered what bedsit meant on entering the room. Only in Japan can you find a tinier place to spend the night.
Ennyhoo, glad you have places like that to wander off to and you're wise to do so. We all need gentle, quiet places that still our inner demons for a bit. Mine is watching my chickens and ducks chase each other around the back yard.
Black Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-28 00:31:34
The search for truth often leads one to amazing and unexpected places. Sony's anus is certainly one of those.
The Sheep of Blackness ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-24 02:12:26
Just looking in on you, making sure you're still comatose. Yup, all's quiet. Tip-toeing out now, shhhhhhh.......
Bleating Beastie ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-21 22:30:10
Re: FFS why.
Yeah, really. WTF's the problem? I got years on you, pops, and I go off into the desert alone hunting purty rocks. I still crave adventure. If adventure comes to you, chances are pretty good you won't like it much. Trust me, it's much better to choose your own.
Now find out where she's staying, show up and surprise her, and just say you changed your mind and let it go at that, huh? She'll think you're truly a man of mystery.
Baa-aa-aaaa ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-21 03:44:20
Re: FFS why.
Yeah, really. WTF's the problem? I got years on you, pops, and I go off into the desert alone hunting purty rocks. I still crave adventure. If adventure comes to you, chances are pretty good you won't like it much. Trust me, it's much better to choose your own.
Now find out where she's staying, show up and surprise her, and just say you changed your mind and let it go at that, huh? She'll think you're truly a man of mystery.
Baa-aa-aaaa ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-21 03:44:05
Re: FFS why.
Yeah, really. WTF's the problem? I got years on you, pops, and I go off into the desert alone hunting purty rocks. I still crave adventure. If adventure comes to you, chances are pretty good you won't like it much. Trust me, it's much better to choose your own.
Now find out where she's staying, show up and surprise her, and just say you changed your mind and let it go at that, huh? She'll think you're truly a man of mystery.
Baa-aa-aaaa ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-21 02:51:59
Well, okay, it would mess up the Grand Canyon for quite awhile. How about volcanoes? Live volcanoes? Turn the bastards all to ash while simultaneously appeasing the Volcano God. I like it. Instant disposal, no hordes of flies laying eggs, maggots feasting on the bodies and creating an all new problem, plagues of flies. Are there any live volcanoes in the Middle East? Nearest semi-live one I know of is in Italy. Damn, we might have to ship all those worshipers to Hawaii. No wait, Mexico has a few hot ones...
About your proportional system, the part I like best is the dismantling of the politicians. The part I dislike most is the reassembling of them. No matter how you put them back together, aren't they still politicans?
Baa-aa-aaaa ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-19 17:26:32
Well, okay, it would mess up the Grand Canyon for quite awhile. How about volcanoes? Live volcanoes? Turn the bastards all to ash while simultaneously appeasing the Volcano God. I like it. Instant disposal, no hordes of flies laying eggs, maggots feasting on the bodies and creating an all new problem, plagues of flies. Are there any live volcanoes in the Middle East? Nearest semi-live one I know of is in Italy. Damn, we might have to ship all those worshipers to Hawaii. No wait, Mexico has a few hot ones...
About your proportional system, the part I like best is the dismantling of the politicians. The part I dislike most is the reassembling of them. No matter how you put them back together, aren't they still politicans?
Baa-aa-aaaa ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-19 16:41:45
What a waste of the lovely Grand Canyon tho.
x ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-19 12:18:28
Don't worry about it Mr Sheep, I know yer a ranty old git. Edit function, Hmmm. I'd probabl;y get a lot of bloody Russians fannying around with it.
x ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-19 12:11:31
An edit function would be good, say for the first 5 minutes or so.
Don't want to leave the wrong impression because of my choice of words. I wasn't picking on you about Abbas, I saw where early in 2014 he was making conciliatory noises about recognizing Israel, at the time he was trying to suck up to the US for payola goodies. After that was all handled he then said no to recognition.
Personally, if all Muslims were thrown off a cliff, and the vast gorge of the Grand Canyon comes to mind as capable of holding them all with lots of room to spare, that would be a wonderful thing. Rid the Earth of a death cult and maybe 1.5 billion resource-sucking mouths at the same time. It would make an awful smell for awhile, I suppose, so the local Indian tribes would have to be compensated......
Baa ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-18 16:00:14
Just to save you the trouble of checking my comment section, Abbas said just last November: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas said Saturday that the Palestinians would never recognize Israel as a Jewish state."
You said he recognized Israel. Guess not. If the rest of the lying political asswipes on this planet would stop agreeing that there's such a thing as "palestinians", instead of properly referring to that bunch of Arabs as displaced Jordanians, maybe we could all get some rest from this subject.
I'd love to see the Jews take those lands back and make them all part of Israel. The Arabs who live in Israel love it there, no way in Hell they'd be willing to go live under Hamas rule, or Abbas, either. They get way better wages, are much safer, far and away better medical care, on and on. And they freely say so. No one in Israel uses their kids for human shields, no one in Israel murders them in the streets for imagined crimes. Living with the Jews is the best thing that can happen to those Arabs.
Black Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-18 15:53:00
Just to save you the trouble of checking my comment section, Abbas said just last November: "Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas said Saturday that the Palestinians would never recognize Israel as a Jewish state."
You said he recognized Israel. Guess not. If the rest of the lying political asswipes on this planet would stop agreeing that there's such a thing as "palestinians", instead of properly referring to that bunch of Arabs as displaced Jordanians, maybe we could all get some rest from this subject.
I'd love to see the Jews take those lands back and make them all part of Israel. The Arabs who live in Israel love it there, no way in Hell they'd be willing to go live under Hamas rule, or Abbas, either. They get way better wages, are much safer, far and away better medical care, on and on. And they freely say so. No one in Israel uses their kids for human shields, no one in Israel murders them in the streets for imagined crimes. Living with the Jews is the best thing that can happen to those Arabs.
Black Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-18 15:52:02
Late evening thought for you to ponder but before I reveal it, I feel obliged to explain the reason for it. I have my very own Mr. Pikey Scum living right next door to me and this evening his druggie Pikey Scum father and father's current girlfriend are visiting, and he's been showing off his marijuana crop of young plants that he's established in the roughly 12 foot by 24 foot green house he built in his back yard. He's been drinking all day and he and daddy are getting verbal out there, I heard the word NEIGHBOR said louder than the rest, and putting up (barely) with their existence is what brought this admittedly peculiar question to mind. Also the fact that you brought the subject up in the first place, which allows me to conveniently place the blame for this sort of thinking on you.
The question is: Is snot measured as a liquid measure, or by weight?
Black Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-17 03:27:07
Oh. And welcome back. See, you matter. Your absence was noted.
Must - keep - blogging, must - keep - blogging, must -......
Bla aaa aaa aak Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-16 16:03:55
Okay, Muslim brains, made of snot, yeah, good point.
Royalty, privileged by birth. Yep, I've always thought that the whole British Royalty bit was just snobbery but I guess when historical tradition is all you have left... Really, some traditions are fine but talk about brains made of snot, the superior attitude of the British aristocracy and those pretending to it is ludicrous. The awarding of titles, "You henceforth shall be known as "Sir Dildonose and Lady Vaginalodor". I have nothing against recognition, just the form it can take. When the purpose of it is to elevate someone socially above everyone else, making a popularity contest out of it, I can't help sneering.
Snot-brains, privilege and wealth. I read where film star Johnny Depp smuggled two small dogs into Australia, got caught and had to send them back home on his private jet at a cost of about $400,000, a sum that would feed a poor family for roughly 100 years. Or longer. Not my money, he can pile it on the dirt and piss all over it for all I care, it's just the idea of so much wealth and arrogance combined with so much stupidity and profligacy that annoys me.
Incredibly handsome sheep covered in wavy black hair. ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-16 16:01:13
I am quite convinced that most brains, of lefties and Muslims anyway, not only produce snot but are entirely composed of it.
Not a lot into any blogs at mo, MUST get back into it. He says for 99th time. Keep meaning to but it's simpler to rant on a contractor forum I use. This blog should be for bollux.
Wallowing in depression? Dunno. Felt near suicidal for the last week but last two days I've suddenly been feeling pretty good. Feel like doing something silly. Or rude. Wish this village had a brothel.
x ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-15 21:49:08
"The Egyptians were so rough on the brain because they didn't realize its importance. They thought its purpose was just to produce snot!"
You believe that? Even though they would have been just as aware as the rest of us that a blow to the head stops thought? That when we think, perceive, whatever, that we feel it in our heads? That we get headaches and that our dreams are in our heads? Even when they practiced trephination to eliminate headaches (assumedly)?
I'm pretty certain that brains were removed because they contain a lot of moisture, and mummification requires drying out the body rapidly. That's why organs were replaced with a lot of salt. In later times, when mummification became commonplace and not just royalty but anyone with the means could get mummified, the finer points of the process were overlooked in the interest of speed, and of course, greed.
Black Sheep ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-15 00:58:25
The UK has a law that websites have to be handicapped-accessible? Really?
Well then, just create a site that does only one thing when someone stumbles across it. When it loads, a screechy voice says "So you found me, you stupid blind facker, now piss off and don't come back until you can read size 8 font without prosthetics. (Screech)
That should keep you in compliance with the law.
Oh hey, thanks for visiting my blog, when was it, last frokking summer or something like that? Do I bore you? Hello, are you still wallowing in depression? Hello? Hello?
The Incredibly Hairy Me. ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-15 00:43:07
Oooh your own honey trap, you lucky so-and-so. Recently a chunky East European lady came to my door but she smelt of beetroot and tractor oil and looked like Glasgae John out of AA so I turned her away. I do think Mr Putin could try harder to snare my valuable intelligence. Might have been from the RNIB rather than the FSB but the same priciple applies.
Mr C ON The Russian Threat Dated:2015-05-07 02:22:54