Totally agree. Bloody jobsworths. Unfortunately too many in government are so self important, so obsessed with what they do they don't see the bigger picture, how their rules have consequences outside their little worlds.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-11-09 11:29:16
I always thought that Miss Piggy was Paula Deen with a bit more makeup on than usual. Anyone that fat who pushes sweet, sugary food on TV is perverted, but she would probably present a welcome appearance from the rear to you regardless of her moral condition.
So happy to see that you're getting at least one Gitmo prisoner. After all, your government mirrored ours under G.W. Bush in their gleeful attempt to wrest away Iraq's oil. Personally I agree with you about holding someone without trial for years like that, they really ought to just torture all the information they can out of the bastards right from the start, and then shoot them. Much cheaper and far more efficient, and there's no need for all those jail cells.
I did a posting on tranny women in prison, awhile back. Yours isn't in the same situation but it's interesting that this is starting to become an issue. My article referred to the state of California deciding to pay for trans-sexual operations for prisoners. I couldn't help following that little tidbit through to some possible future ramifications.
Caught a couple half-grown feral cats this morning that have been using the underside of my deck for a toilet for some time now, and took them down to the animal shelter. Whereupon I was requested to hand over my identification so all the pertinent info could be hand-written onto a form, one form for each cat. I had to ask, why do you need my I.D. info, am I going to get a bill? No, the lady says, the County requires it, whereupon I agreed that the County commissioners (amazing how close that word is to "Commissars") had obviously decided that she needed more forms to fill out. She smiled but wisely said nothing. There's no other purpose served here. A lot of people will kill feral cats rather than hand over their identification, around here. This is still very much the Wild West, out here in the desert with our sparse population. People out here are private.
The problem with government is that they love to govern, and will make rules and laws and issue proclamations for the sole purpose of governing whether something needs to be governed or not.
Ebon Ram ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-11-04 23:31:16
Avast, lubber. Dost ye yet live?
Bleak Shapp ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-27 04:08:51
The soul is real and a parasite that sucks away the best part of our nature. Well, of course, now religion makes sense at last. Not that non-believers can't be self-righteous jackasses too, but there's far less of them. It all comes clear now.
Brilliant, actually, and yeah, I bet it did creep out the old ladies, ho ho. You do know how to have a good time. :-)
Black Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-18 15:17:17
I'd be approaching Clare Balding about spicing up Radio 4's "Ramblings", the "perambulant lesbian" angle is wearing a bit thin frankly. You could get a tracker elephant as well, not so good for radio, but ITV's "Midsomer Murders" with a real murder every week and an elephant, maybe the elephant's a retired Detective Inspector, just throwing some ideas around.
Usual 10% agency fee, natch.
Mr C ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-17 07:04:34
Are you sure the exploring is the main reason here? I'm beginning to think it's the frequent murders that you enjoy the most.
Blaaaack Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-12 04:17:18
Nah! It would be much more fun to kill a new person every few days. I could explore more places that way.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-11 17:05:57
I have a much better idea than serial killing bad people so you can go on nature hikes looking for their bodies. Kill them, to be sure, but hide the bodies as thoroughly as you can manage. Then leave a note saying that the body can be found in such and such dense woods. Make sure it's a big wood. Then you can search it for weeks. Great fun, eh?
Bad old Ram ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-11 00:35:32
Brill idea Mr C.
What's the point of having a van if I don't use it for transporting corpses? I think I need to sign up for an evening class in serial killing to make sure I do it properly
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-09 22:19:39
Don't know about volunteering to find bodies, Mystic Xog could make a fortune on the stage.
- Is there someone in the audience, a married woman... it feels cold, northerly... I'm getting a T... a T R... a Mrs Trellis from North Wales?
- Yes, yes, that's me, me!
- Your grand-daughter's body is in a skip behind the Tesco's, Caernarfon Road, Bangor.
- Ooooh Mystic Xog, that's amazing! No-one's seen her for three days! It's Amazing!
- And someone in the audience, a couple, I'm getting Betwys-y-Coed...
Mr C ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-10-09 11:34:10
Umm, yeah, that was weird. Good thing you both heard it.....
I learned something from that UFO sighting. Never tell a meth addict you've seen a UFO because they see them constantly and will tell you about it and tell you about it and tell you about.......
The young couple below me are into that crap, especially her, and her father. She told him and there he was on my doorstep, wired up out of his mind, his eyes all big like saucers and his mouth running faster than a speeding bullet.... to tell me all about his UFO experiences. God in Heaven. I finally got him to leave so I could get back to my chores but it was touch and go there for awhile. Jeez I hate that drug.
BAAA d Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-30 17:41:54
Seen a few weird things myself but for the most part suspect they were imagination as they usually seemed to happen when I was under stress, doing exams or something. However, one experience I could not explain, was sitting on the stairs with my young son looking at the fish tank when we both heard an infant babbling away just in front of us. Went on for over half a minute.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-24 22:12:58
I had a ghost experience once that was pretty profound, and convinced me that ghosts are really time travelers. Every supposedly documented ghost story concerns a disturbed person in life. Someone who was murdered, someone who suffered a lot of abuse before death, that sort of thing. This was the case with my ghost, a woman who was in a lot of mental anguish, and without going into a lot of detail, the really strong impression I was left with was that ghosts are actually people who projected themselves into the future, most likely while asleep, in an effort to escape their present. They've since passed by the time we experience them but their projection into time persists.
I know that time is an illusion, what we call time is simply motion, and that the future exists now, like the next bend in the road, we just haven't traveled to it yet. But, sometimes we can look ahead and see it.
Anyway, that's my take on the phenomenon of ghosts. To each their own.
Blackness of Sheepthing ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-23 05:22:51
Re: Generous rich religion despots. I'd like to live free on a huge, luxurious estate, can I change my name to Achmed Mohammed or some such and take part in the largesse? How about some destitute Brits? Surely there some who would leap at the chance for a better life, considering that your Bastard Bishop is so rich and of course, GENEROUS.
One more reason to despise religion.
Black Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-21 17:37:29
Re: Insane Germans and others... The birth rate of Germans is low and decreasing. Politicians and their parties both need votes to stay in power. Hence the surge of immigrants, most of whom will vote for Merkel's party now. Just like the swarm of Mexican cockroaches allowed to invade us, who all vote for the Democrats who let them swarm in. Not so crazy, and they really don't give a crap about their country, not with their money. They probably all have seaside villas in Costa Rica anyway.
Minor correction of a billion there, Earths population has now exceeded 7 billion people, and rising. So Hell yes, let's abolish all abortions, inoculate every child on Earth, eradicate all the mosquitoes and flies, and give free top level medical care to everyone. And people wonder why I'm all for war and the sooner the better. Hopefully, this war which we need to happen really soon will be biological, with both sides, or hey, make it 5 or 6 competing antagonists, all releasing virulent diseases at once at each other. Then, when a million or two at most survive it, we can start anew on our pathway to planetary destruction and the mass extinction of all other species. Something we're so very good at.
Shlap Beeck ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-14 19:42:02
On the gay (faggot etc) thing, it has always happened. The fact that people have those sexual instincts does not mean they cannot also have the other natural instincts of love and affection. Allowing a real long term commitment, as opposed to just tolerating up-the-bum promiscuity provided they keep quiet about it, seems a positive thing to me.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-11 19:00:42
I don't actually disagree. I have an imaginary Star Trek type transporter. If I can't sleep I spend my time removing many of the f* useless immigrants that the UK has taken in over the last 70 years, and their spawn, to a distant planet on the other side of Alpha Centauri. They survive in the unlikely event that they can get their arses into gear.
It's just I think we need to be practical and that means suggesting policies that a majority of the population, including the loony lefties, could agree with. Unfortunately they are citizens and have a right to vote. Making asylum a temporary measure, ended when the conflicts end, and removing any rights from those who threaten us in any way might get more support.
Fortunately it does seem as if the EU is staring to be a bit more sensible and appreciate the scale of migration that "asylum" will bring us if they do not tighten up. There are 6bn+ people in the world and, even leaving aside all the frauds, a significant proportion are living with poverty/conflict/repression. We are talking millions, not tens of thousands if the current laxity continues.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-11 18:19:54
Back to the asylum seekers, my real opinion is simply to not let any of them in, period. Suggesting going to war against the nations they come from was just my way of pointing out the real problem, which is having anything to do with the situation at all.
I remember as a child hearing of a great famine in India and that hordes of people were starving to death, and I don't recall us or Europe taking in a single one of them. The Earth's population was much less then than it is now, so what is so different now that we should all suddenly be filled with empathy for those who are refugees for any reason? This is an absolute disaster for Europe. Those millions of Arabs flooding into the EU will destroy it. At a time when some of it's poorer nations are literally foundering, the EU is allowing in millions of destitute people with all their diseases and medical problems, their need to be fed and housed and clothed.... it's insane.
ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-10 23:59:26
About that case in Kentucky... On the strictly legal side, our Supreme Court overstepped and abrogated States Rights. Our Constitution give the right to set all marriage laws to the individual states, including marriage age, license requirements and so forth. So by declaring same-sex marriage to be a right, they not only walked all over states rights but also stirred up a hornets nest with the religious types along with all the rest of us who see this as damage to our society.
I agree that what homosexuals do in private is entirely their business. In fact, I'd rather not know at all, personally. But the whole purpose of marriage is the protection of children. If a couple of women or men want to sanctify their love for each other, they can do it without opening the door for marriage by pairs of male chimpanzees or marriage of an old woman to her pet poodle, because that's exactly the way this is headed, silly sounding or not. THERE IS A LIMIT TO THIS LIBERAL CRAP, or at least there should be, and it's a plain fact, my friend, that when the moral values of a society degrade, so goes the society. And look at us now. We're swimming in unemployed drug addicts who will never in their lives hold down a job. We have more people in prisons than all the rest of the worlds nations combined, did you know that? We allow people to get as outrageous as they want because the law says they can, and then when they take that one step beyond that, we put them in prison for most of the rest of their lives. I don't think that's a good thing, you know? We are promoting our own decadence and homosexual marriage is just one more way to flush ourselves down the drain. I know you don't agree, but you aren't here seeing what that's doing to our society, either. And homophobia is fear of homosexuals. Being against homosexual marriage is no more a fear than being against loud music at 3 AM. Both are disruptive to society. That word is overused.
Bad Ol' Black Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-10 21:06:08
Agree with the principle, the problem is would it actually work?
If we helped to eject Assad, the Islamic extremists would try and take over as soon as we pulled out. Even without them there would be tribal conflicts, the Arab world probably needs another 100 years before it is ready for democracy.
Syria is only one of several major conflicts, Sudan, Lebanon, Somalia, CAR etc not to mention your problem, gang infested Mexico. Then there's all the other repressive or poor places, or those with localised conflicts, Eritrea, Pakistan, CAR etc. Plus many from countries where the problem is not obvious, we get a lot from Vietnam, China, Thailand and India.
If we tried to tackle all these problems by invasion we'd soon be bankrupt. The prognosis, based on results on all the West's previous interferences in Afghanistan, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Libya is not good either.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-02 20:17:11
Thinking about asylum, and your criteria for granting it... You know, if no one asked you for it, there'd be no argument about whether to give it or not, or who to give it to and who to turn away.
Having a country where people feel safe to be, is a fine thing. So is being able provide shelter for good people who's lives are in danger because of persecution. But when do you do something to stop the persecution? Are you just going to keep sponging up those who flee until all who would have done so? Can you? If those people you took in by the tens or hundreds of thousands are so hated by their former countrymen, and now they live with you, how long do you think there will be peace between your nations?
I think the real solution to floods of asylum seekers is to go to war against the nation they come from. After all, if you sympathize that much with them and you endanger your entire populace by taking them in, which you do, then putting an end to the persecution is the only logical choice to make. The longer you wait, the worse it may be. Remember Chamberlain.
Black Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-09-02 11:21:19
that finger length is a sure sign. Do they make finger stretchers, like those penis lengthener things that apply a vacuum to it to suck it deep into a tube or cavity or uh uh uh uh uh uh ooooh. Umm, do they? Or you could just hang a weight off it every night to stretch it. You could do that to your finger, too.
Thing about Michael/Michelle is that he's documented. He was born a boy, Michael, and his history including medical history is also documented. He's a guy.
Asylum. The problem isn't too much asylum, it's not enough of them. The more asylums you have, the more places to stuff all these crazy %*%$&# who keep pouring into your country. Chain them up one behind the other and put them to work in the fields, growing food, and in factories, making bullets to shoot at their countrymen and so forth. Allow those who decide they don't like asylum much to be returned to their countries of origin. They'll spread the word and soon all those asylums will be empty again. Baa.
Its really black in there. ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-28 04:27:17
that finger length is a sure sign. Do they make finger stretchers, like those penis lengthener things that apply a vacuum to it to suck it deep into a tube or cavity or uh uh uh uh uh uh ooooh. Umm, do they? Or you could just hang a weight off it every night to stretch it. You could do that to your finger, too.
Thing about Michael/Michelle is that he's documented. He was born a boy, Michael, and his history including medical history is also documented. He's a guy.
Asylum. The problem isn't too much asylum, it's not enough of them. The more asylums you have, the more places to stuff all these crazy %*%$&# who keep pouring into your country. Chain them up one behind the other and put them to work in the fields, growing food, and in factories, making bullets to shoot at their countrymen and so forth. Allow those who decide they don't like asylum much to be returned to their countries of origin. They'll spread the word and soon all those asylums will be empty again.
It ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-28 04:26:59
Just noticed at the bottom of one of your posts that you also mention Eritreans and Somalians. Yes, they do manage to stand out as refugee types, don't thay?
Anyway, this isn't about them. It's about Windows 10. Let me just say, first, that I'm taut as tenterhooks, verily on pins and needles, waiting for Windows 48 to come out. Yes, I know it will be years yet, but maybe not, maybe just months away, Hell, the way Microsoft keeps pumping out new versions to rape another $100 from us every time, it may only be another 38 days away. I mean, why slow down when there's all that profit to be made?
I still use Windows XP. It's the only truly stable version of Windows OS there is, all the rest have huge bugs and problems and no doubt Win10 will prove out just like the rest. I think Microsoft actually may include some unfixable problems in each new version just to get people willing to try the next one. What better marketing tool?
The way to go is to have WinXP on disc and buy a blank hard drive for the new PC when the old one goes on the fritz. I keep everything really valuable to me on a massive flash drive for this purpose, so after setting up the next PC, I just dump all the old stuff into and away we go for anther 2 or 3 years until the thing finally craps out and I have to do it again.
Progress is not always progress. Most of the time it's just marketing in disguise.
Horrendously Black ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-16 23:10:04
Good luck on the Less Immigrants hope. There is no hope. You can't stop them anymore than we can, or anyone else can, because no matter how poor your country is, there will always be a poorer one suffering from overcrowding with the inhabitants seeking any way out they can find. The expanding population of Earth will either find places to live or nations will go to war and slaughter each other to reduce the excess numbers of people.
One of these days even Somalia will be having an illegal alien problem. Look at Ethiopia, who would have ever thought that they'd have one? They do now, the Eritreans. Of course, both come as refugees to everywhere else, too, but invading the dirt-eaters of Ethiopia? Desperation is a bitch, eh?
You're right, the problem IS immigration. Unfortunately, that problem will not only remain, but worsen. Ah but there's hope, the Earth itself has a solution, which it's used more than once before to deal with parasitic infections like us. Ice Ages. We're definitely on our way into the next one, the polar ice is thickening and expanding once again.
So Yay, Earth, Go, Earth, Atta girl. Freeze us into oblivion, drive us to the South where we'll kill off every species still extant in our quest for food, before we kill off most of each other. May I offer you a financial tip? Invest in cannibalism, it's going to be hugely popular as the migration south and the fight for space and life escalates.
This extremely likely and utterly humorless scenario has been brought to you by Black Sheep. PayPal donations accepted.
Evil Creature of Blackness ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-16 22:55:37
Lunch SACK, not lunch back.
Very dark, scary monster covered in curly hair. ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-16 22:40:01
A True Seagull Attack Story
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago when I was a young teenager attending Franklin Junior High School in Long Beach, CA, (that's USA, not Canada) I used to prank the flock of seagulls that hung out on the tops of the buildings by saving some bread from a sandwich and wrapping it around a stick that had a black thread hanging from it. Then I'd blow up my empty paper lunch back, twist off the end and tie the thread to it, and toss this assemblage out onto the blacktop, or tarmac if you will. The waiting seagulls would fight to be first to gobble it up and fly off with their prize but the stick would tend to straighten out inside their gullet, since it was tied in the middle and dragging that paper bag like a kite, and they'd finally have to spit it out. But before it hit the ground, another seaguly would snatch it up. It might go through 4 or 5 seagulls before they gave up on it.
Well, I had a jolly time every lunch day doing this but they began to get leery of that paper bag, so I switched tactics. I used two sticks tied in the middle to each other and wrapped each in soft bread. I used about 20 feet of black thread to give them a good lead and sure enough, each was swooped up by a seagull and off they flew. In opposite directions. It was quite something to see two large birds suddenly jerk backwards in mid-air, both at the same time.
After they spit out the sticks, they all flew off to the top of the boys gym and started making muttering noises, and I began to get a bad feeling. So I went inside the gym and waited and before long a boy my size and hair color, wearing similar pants and a jacket almost exactly the same as mine, walked out. keep in mind, this actually happened. That kid got about ten yards out from the entrance and about 50 seagulls all swooped on him at once, shitting their brains out all over him. That poor kid started screaming, crying and running as his hair and blue jacket turned white with seagull shit.
Lesson learned, (at someone else's expense, fortunately) I waited a decent interval and removed my jacket before leaving the safety of the gym.
The moral to this story is pretty simple: Seagulls aren't as stupid as they seem.
Very dark, scary monster covered in curly hair. ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-16 22:39:28
A True Seagull Attack Story
Once upon a time, a long, long time ago when I was a young teenager attending Franklin Junior High School in Long Beach, CA, (that's USA, not Canada) I used to prank the flock of seagulls that hung out on the tops of the buildings by saving some bread from a sandwich and wrapping it around a stick that had a black thread hanging from it. Then I'd blow up my empty paper lunch back, twist off the end and tie the thread to it, and toss this assemblage out onto the blacktop, or tarmac if you will. The waiting seagulls would fight to be first to gobble it up and fly off with their prize but the stick would tend to straighten out inside their gullet, since it was tied in the middle and dragging that paper bag like a kite, and they'd finally have to spit it out. But before it hit the ground, another seaguly would snatch it up. It might go through 4 or 5 seagulls before they gave up on it.
Well, I had a jolly time every lunch day doing this but they began to get leery of that paper bag, so I switched tactics. I used two sticks tied in the middle to each other and wrapped each in soft bread. I used about 20 feet of black thread to give them a good lead and sure enough, each was swooped up by a seagull and off they flew. In opposite directions. It was quite something to see two large birds suddenly jerk backwards in mid-air, both at the same time.
After they spit out the sticks, they all flew off to the top of the boys gym and started making muttering noises, and I began to get a bad feeling. So I went inside the gym and waited and before long a boy my size and hair color, wearing similar pants and a jacket almost exactly the same as mine, walked out. keep in mind, this actually happened. That kid got about ten yards out from the entrance and about 50 seagulls all swooped on him at once, shitting their brains out all over him. That poor kid started screaming, crying and running as his hair and blue jacket turned white with seagull shit.
Lesson learned, (at someone else's expense, fortunately) I waited a decent interval and removed my jacket before leaving the safety of the gym.
The moral to this story is pretty simple: Seagulls aren't as stupid as they seem.
Very dark, scary monster covered in curly hair. ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-16 22:37:21
(further to the comment below) except the one or two settings you need to get basic stuff like the calendar to work at all.
Possibly too late for you, poor chap. Ms Cortona will alrady have reported your Improper Suggestion to the wider authorities, minxy little honey-trap that she is.
And going by the contents of your blog more generally, expect a dawn raid any time from the FBI, CIA, NSA, SIS, MI5, Met, RSPCA, RSPB, RSPCC, GPO, Red Nose Day Specials, USAF, UNESCO... going to be quite a queue.
Mr C ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-16 03:31:00
Hope you've gone to your privacy settings and turned off all the tell-everybody-everything-about-me options (including the creepy "Get to know me"), and gone to choice.microsoft.com/en-gb/opt-out to turn off the sneaky extra layer of spying.
Mr C ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-15 02:06:06
With the added advantage of ...
Bovine ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-14 19:51:18
AI has moved on: autoblow2.co.uk The latest version (AP-Mk2) engages you in meaningful conversation too - just like the original.
Bovine ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-14 19:44:19
Let her talk all she wants, so long as she's naked, down on her hands and knees, and facing away from you.
Baaaad Sheep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-07 22:12:59
You old cynic! Nope, actually she was pretty nice. Of course one sees a few more wrinkles when sitting a couple of feet away but photo was accurate enough. Main problem was, she could talk the hind legs off a donkey, could barely get a word in. Nerves maybe, I shall give 'er another try.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-06 19:12:16
Okay, just for that I WILL start a Humor category, tho I probably won't actually call it that.
Ebon Easer Ram ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-03 18:21:00
Oh, you DREAMER, you. "Real message", "she's bleeding gorgeous!" Yeah, uh huh, sure.
Women always post younger pictures of themselves. When they're 13 they post pictures of beautiful older women, when they're 18 and homely they post a picture of their sister or a friend, and when they get past 30 they post pics of themselves when they were younger. They think in their tiny, narcissistic little brains that no one will notice the difference, or that their charm will fog the mind of the prospective male, or that their body really is still as tight and trim as it looks in the photo.
Once they're past 40 and really showing it, the picture is always that of a young but mature, good looking if not genuinely pretty and well dressed lady instead of the actual wine and speed consuming, twice divorced wreck she actually is.
My advice to you, my friend, is to join one of the many overt Looking For Someone To Fuck websites and post an actual, up to date pic of yourself with your Preference as Female, Under 30.. You would be amazed at all the decent looking young stuff that wants sex with way older men. You want to get laid by someone actually trim and good to go, instead of wasting time on Photo Shopped old grannies, that's the way to go about it.
Blaaagh Sheeit. ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-08-03 18:18:33
I have discovered there is actually a third sex, the f* government has been hiding the truth from us. The necessary surgery is very simple, all you need is an old cabbage and a few square feet of carpet underlay, if you are interested I can send you the details.
PS Your comments on here are hilarious, dunno why you don't have a silly/humour section on your site. Keep 'em separate tho. Big mistake I made on bloggoth was not separating the rants from the rubbish. In the blogging world, one has to be one or the other to get any readers.
You don't HAVE to have vodka at my place Mr C, my little puppet parrot will be quite happy to drink your share. Offer is always open. Hard to know what is serious from a weirdo like you (I can talk!) but if are, hope things go better.
x ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-31 20:53:49
Congratulations on your decision to change your sex to female. You do realize that this isn't an actual change to a real female human, but merely the cosmetic appearance of it, I hope. I am sending you Bruce Jenner's email address by private courier as He/She/It will be glad to give you tips on how to pretend to be an actual female person. Of course, you'll have to change your name once your hormone-generated titties start to protrude. Sorry by Caitlin is taken, may I suggest something sweet, like Francine?
So do you just plan on just growing tits, getting some plastic surgery and dressing in drag, or are you going all the way and having your male bits replaced with a gaping aperture?
You know, rather than go thru all that, you could just get one of those pot-bellied pigs and keep it out by the garden. Get it young and train it up to enjoy anal sex, or at least tolerate it without squealing so loud it brings the SPCA down on you, and you'll be all set.
I logged onto one of those sites once and got an email from an old gal who wanted me to be her drinking and dancing partner, which would have worked out if I was a lush and didn't have two left feet and hate to dance. I was pretty sure I stated my interests clearly but maybe I was the only guy for miles who wasn't already a drunk.
Well, whatever you decide to do, be sure someone wears a condom.
Ram adama ding dong. ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-30 23:29:44
Oh dear. There was I in may thinking "now I am a year sober, what a fine time to go visit Mr X".
Two months later and I am four days sober.
Bit like Snakes and Ladders only less fun.
One day!
Chertiozhnik ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-28 23:11:02
I don't know about putting a big fat bum on your bills. I mean, one looks pretty much like the next, vicious rumors will start that it's Cameron's wife's butt, or even his, then someone will offer proof, claim the photo was taken in secret in the doctors office and there will be crying and denials and people will claim it's actually their butt, and you can see how this can go, with political upheaval and same-sex breakups, everyone looking at each other suspiciously just as they do when they all smell a fart. I can't imagine all the carnage.
You question the Socialist doctrine that employment is to employ? How dangerous of you. How very heretical. Are you trying to bring down The System? It doesn't even matter that a job involves actually doing anything as long as a person has one that pays a good wage. Everyone knows that except you, apparently. I would advise you to be fully dressed at 3 AM and a toothbrush in your pocket, expect to make new friends.
Cloven Footed Beast From Hell ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-28 04:51:05
Over here, everyone calls them fuckbugs, because they don't eat anything as far as anyone can tell, they're just all coupled, and by the tens of thousands, and crawling all over everything. Also, they're a different type of beetle, aka Milkweed beetle.
You complain about seeing African names more and more on the crime pages? You don't know when you have it good. MANY TIMES a day, I see the African name of the worst criminal ever to reach our shores, yet he continues to elude capture and execution: Barack Hussein Obama.
You need him over there. No, really, you folks should have him, we really don't want him, he could show Cameron lots of new sexual positions and hang rainbow flags from Old Bailey.
Braaakk Shreeep ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-23 17:31:44
Better a driverless bed or at least a kettle.
Chertiozhnik ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-22 08:18:36
Is Giant Hogweed the best you southerns can come up with? Here in the midlands we have real Triffids - nasty little bastards believe me. That's why property prices are so much cheaper up here. Warn B - there is always a price to pay.
She's def better off staying down there where she has at least one friend and plants that don't eat you.
Little Weed ON Racist foreign plants Dated:2015-07-21 19:30:33