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Famous author of nautical history here. Yes, expressing perviness either comes to a halt with enough wrinkles or it becomes obnoxiously loud and constant, there seems to be no middle ground there. However, ENGAGING in perviness, now, that's a bit different. Hmm?

Nonnayergoddambusiness ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-03-18 00:27:44

Yeh! B's always doing that. "Look at that sunset, isn't it fabulous?" I would just ignore her but she goes isn't it? isnt it? isn't it?..... until I answer.

x ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-03-13 17:01:22

Tried that once. In fact it felt surprisingly nice. Not sure it was effective or not.

Teeth ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-03-13 15:04:59

Take that back but she still rants on about sunsets. What the fuck is it about females and sunsets? I tell her it happens every 24ish hours but she tells me I'm missing the point. £5 plus extras.

ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-03-13 14:41:41

Bah there was me replying to an email from here. Brain gone. Imagination was just the first bit.

You should be able to buy a bonk for 50p in Thailand! Ain't the same I know. Or dress up as a women? That might get 'er.

x ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-03-11 21:40:28

Here in Thailand and still she rejects me. Really don't know what to do. Teeth.

Diamond teeth ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-03-10 15:51:50

We don't call them "adverts" here, just ads. Just as bad on the radio here tho, you get maybe 3 songs played and then followed by 16 or so 30 second to 1 minute ads for crap. I quit listening to the local station, they run so goddam many ads. I tried an experiment. I shut off the radio and then when the thought struck me at odd moments during the day, I switched it on, and sure as hell, 8 times out of ten it was blaring some goddam ad. I think this may be a conspiracy to force us to buy more music CD's. Purely in self defense.

Ram of the Night. ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-02-09 05:39:55

MPH? What? Really? You don't use KPH over there? Neither do we, of course. Back around 1991 or so, our government did it's damndest to try to get us all to convert to liters instead of the gallons we've used since forever, and all the gas (petrol to you) pumps started pumping gas in liters. Some of them didn't switch over right away and those are the ones we bought gas from. Pretty soon they gave up and switched back, although liquor and soft drinks mostly stayed in liters.
Now many liquids come in really odd sizes anymore that are neither standard gallons or liters, and first the contents are listed in guarts or gallons or whatever, followed by 1.2 or whatever liters. The whole reason for doing this was to get us to conform to Globalist efforts in putting the entire world onto one system of weights and measures.

That's actually a good idea, they just screwed up by their choice. Now, if they'd chosen to make everyone else use gallons and pounds and feet and inches, we would have absolutely been fine with that.

Blackish Ram a damn ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-02-01 06:58:36

Humph - don't know - should have checked it for you. Just booked a holiday in Thailand - will def check out ladies bogs there after she goes to bed.


Titanium ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-25 20:41:49

Do the ladies' bogs have no doors either? That's my next holiday planned!

x ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-24 21:03:19

There are plenty of shithole places in the US too.
My first reaction on visiting Duluth many years ago was
"this is where the US defecates into Lake Superior". A total shithole of a place.
California has its shitholes too - no doors on sitdown bogs on Venice Beach Los Angeles - not much fun when you have violent diarrhea and have to dump your load in public.


Ti ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-24 20:36:23

Can I borrow your submarine? I will bring it back I promise. Might be a little while though.

Titanium ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-16 20:58:19

And a very late but sincere wish that you had the most rollicking and frabjous birthday ever survived, yourself, Mr. Whoozis.

Ram of Dark Places ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-09 03:14:25

I fully agree that disabled people should be able to serve in the military. In the Army the immobile ones could be posted as scouts, for instance. I propose a setup much like a Pez dispenser, only for disabled people. Fill one up with disabled and set it up at the front lines, and as one gets shot, that one pops off and a new one pops up from underneath to continue reporting on the battle scene until that one gets shot, and so on. Once you run out of disabled, simply bring in the radio-controlled mobile dispenser and refill it, and send it back out again.

Naturally, the most socially useless disabled should be the first sent to the front lines, which of course means the Muslims and Pikeys, followed by skinheads and various disabled graduates of your criminal justice system.

Pitch Black Nightmare Monster ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-08 01:18:55

Totally belated Xmas & New Year grindings to Mr C & Mr BB/BS/etc. At least I got round to it before next year.

x ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-02 11:55:22

Not the only Old Bloke who is still to be seen persisting about the surface of the planet, objective unidentifiable, purpose of continued survival obscure... but here I am anyhow, all the best for the New Year Mr X

Mr C ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2018-01-01 19:25:30

Oh. And MERRY CHRISTMAS, from one despiser of religions to another.

Blackhearted Bastard ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2017-12-25 21:06:09

Oh. And MERRY CHRISTMAS, from one despiser of religions to another.

Blackhearted Bastard ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2017-12-25 18:01:10

What? After my telling you about the huge alien space ship that I saw, you still don't think They're Heeere? I hope that next big fat female bum you encounter has sharp teeth inside it, gnashing away.

But right now the only aliens I'm really concerned about are the ones coming in across our border with Mexico. Australia really has it good, all isolated out in the middle of the ocean like that, way too far for those rickety ships filled with foul-smelling, filthy African Muslims who keep landing on European shores. That the Italians actually go out of their way to save those parasites from drowning has never ceased to amaze me. What a stupid lot!

And your government, bringing them in by the crapload. I think "crapload" is apt, don't you? We got rid of our craploader and his man-wife, when are you people going to follow suit? Are we going to have to invade you and make you a colony to straighten out your mess for you? Maybe a hefty tax on your tea is in order...

Blackhearted Bastard ON Wierd Perves       Dated:2017-12-25 17:59:00