I offered to be Dictator but your silly government still hasn't gotten back to me on this. No wonder GB's in such a mess, passing up great opportunities like that. Glad to read that Larry the Cat is doing well at 20. He must be eating more than the occasional mouse. Hope Larry didn't pass up the opportunity to crap in one of Starmer's shoes before he departed.

Last Blogger On Earth ON dictator       Dated:2026-06-24 15:12:23

I've been saying every once in a while on Newsbleat that we need a dictator, a Conservative one. I volunteer me for the job, too. I'll have firing squads working 24/7 in every major city and at the same time have thousands of busses ready to take everyone who wants back to the Mexican border. Ride or die. No more Death Rows in prisons. They never get there. Ever see the Judge Dredd movie with Schwarznegger? Yeah.
All citizens would be trained in firearms who had no convictions for violence, and would be armed. Theft, drive-bys, assaults, all that crap would be over with when the smoke cleared and lots of new jobs would be created, for people to clean up all the blood stains. We'd know when all the assholes were gone when we stopped hearing gunshots. What a wonderful dream, my idea of Paradise.

Goody Two Shoes, King of the Ursines. ON dictator       Dated:2026-06-13 00:46:32