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Topical bears
Gosh, loveable little toy bears are in the news recently, what with the Muhammed teddy bear story, then
Fern Cotton's Muhammed teddy bear joke
and now we hear that Paddington Bear is to
be interviewed over his immigration status.
So what happened to that teddy bear the children named Muhammed? Everyone assumes it will have been beheaded or stoned
to death or something in accordance with religion of peace policy but what if its name caused it to convert to Islam? Converts are
often the most fanatical. Could Muhammed Bear have smuggled himself into the UK like Paddington and even now be planning
glorious martyrdom?
Let us hope Paddington fares better than some other overstaying migrants from South America. He might get mistaken for
Muhammed Bear, especially as he suspiciously usually wears a thick duffle coat and has a case or rucksack.
Could Paddington be pursued onto the underground and shot through the head?
After taking up MARMITE (yech!), it would serve the fluffy little bastard right in our view. You have to give Muhammed his due,
he would never have eaten Marmite.
Well beyond fantasy
Nicked from coven member number 4, Melanie Phillips,
a link to Tony Sharp's blog
about comments of Dr Muhammad Abdul Bari, the MCB's secretary general. Al Bari has objected to the
conviction of Samina Malik under the Terrorism Act for
possessing documents likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism.
Before reading the details we at bloggoth would have agreed with Al Bari, indulging in fantasies is not necessarily the same as
plotting terrorism, yer yoof like fantasies, it makes them feel more important than the waste of space most of 'em are.
Before any charge is considered there should be:
- Some indication of serious intent to go beyond fantasy OR
- A likelihood that those fantasies, if published, will encourage others to go beyond it.
Had this been some pimply Muslim adolescent posting on a minor chat room in general terms about punishing the Kafirs,
Bari's comments might have been valid. But possessing a small library of terrorist manuals? Posting notes at work about her
desire to be a martyr? (especially while working at Heathrow!) Posting poems on the net praising Osama Bin Laden, supporting
martyrdom and describing beheading as justifiable? Covers both criteria amply in our view.
The sentence has been fairly minor and we have no particular reason to disagree with the verdict that the offences were not
of the most serious nature. But to defend behaviour like this as harmless 'silly thoughts' should indicate to anyone
with the eyes to see just what the MCB is really about.
The idea that we could reduce extremism by indulging every terrorist fantasy of Muslims youth provided they don't actually set
off for the tube with a rucksack of TATP is the very opposite of sane policy. Before 11/7 the UK, more than most other
Western countries, tolerated every culture even when its principles conflicted with ours, failed to take action against some of the
worst extremists like Hamza and allowed terrorist groups to flourish to
the detriment of our allies, whether the US, in Europe or the Middle East. That indulgence, far more than a
new harder line (or pretence of it) is why we have such a problem.
PS: If you need an example of the sort of crap this supine government still tolerates from this shitty creed
read this.
And yet more of Islam's famed tolerance
Imam's daughter in hiding after her conversion to Christianity sparked death threats.
Earlier this year a Policy Exchange study found that 36 per cent of British Muslims aged between 16 and 24 believed those
who converted to another religion should be punished by death.
Maybe British and Muslim are contradictions.
Why do aliens have all the fun?
We would like to abduct people and administer anal probes. Aliens never seem to get charged for such behaviour.
It's one law for extraterrestrials of superior civilisations from beyond the galaxy and another law for the rest of us.
Good news BUT....
There should be no such thing as a law against blasphemy
in the UK anyway.
High time:
- This middle ages legislation was scrapped OR
- We had a corresponding law preventing any criticism of the main principles of secularism and atheism.
What's sauce for the irrational religious goose is sauce for the rational atheist gander.
Guantanamo
Rears its ugly head again.
Why do many of us oppose Islam? One reason is that the culpability of citizens accused of crime is assessed by the idiocies
of scripture, not in accordance with the extent of adverse impact on their fellow citizens which is the only proper measure.
If all due process is swept away on the whim of the state and the extent of the threat that the accused presents is not allowed to
be properly assessed, then how is US society any better?
This is in the wake of the
incredible news that the US feels
it has a right to kidnap British citizens when it feels like it.
There are many occasions when we at bloggoth feel that the overbearing US is far more of a potential threat to all of us than
backward Islam is ever likely to be, at least in the near future. Arguably, awful US policy (backed by the arse licking UK
governments to be fair) has a lot to do with some problems we now have. Without the 1957 CIA coup would Iran now be the threat
it is, or would it be a more moderate Islamic state? Has Iraq done anything to improve the situation?
We are just lucky (for now) to be on the right side. When idiot Republicans are in power at least it seems that the US's
allies are determined only by the last decision.
Hypocrite of the month award
May be a regular feature here, although given our success at previous regular features (we found them too much like
hard work) probably not.
Meredydd Hughes a former chairman of roads policing at
the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) Meredydd Hughes has pleaded guilty to speeding.
This was not a minor excess of speed, he was doing 90 in a 60 mph area.
In his former role at acpo Mr Hughes was an outspoken critic of speeding
motorists, the tv showed him in a holier than thou video talking about them as "petrolheads" and he has suggested
less obvious cameras to catch more.
Whoever exalts himself shall be humbled; and whoever humbles himself shall be exalted. Mathew 23:12
Hey! Quoting scripture is fun. We shall do it more often. Or not.
At bleedin' last
The coven of links at left was most carefully chosen after years of research to represent the pinnacle of human thinking,
libertarianism bordering on anarchy, anti-state, anti any religion that seeks a role in dictating our lives,
society that suits human nature and not some fantasy of how we would like it to be, real democracy where the
wants of the people of the UK is the main determinant of government policy, silliness and NICE little
creatures, especially slugs.
There are few decent blogs dealing with the idiocies of religion in general without being fanatical about it,
too many turn atheism into a rabid proselytizing religion in its own right or concentrate on Islam in the most
deliberately offensive terms. We at bloggoth don't have any interest at all
in taking away anyone's rights to practice their religion, we just want to call a halt to any of them imposing their
religious views on the rest of us and, while they see fit to rant against "liberalism" and secular society,
we in turn should be free to oppose and ridicule their irrational beliefs. We should all tolerate whoever tolerates us but we
should not pretend to respect where we have none.
So we stuck with religious freaks even though it seemed to be dead.
Nice to see that at long last it has burst back into life.
What if?
The aliens came and wiped out all of mankind's records and killed everyone over six except you? What if
you were the only one left with the knowledge to save mankind from starting right back from the beginning, to shorten
30,000 years of brutal development?
Would you know how to make Daddy's Sauce to go with their chips?
Me neither.
Hello
The missus has been away for a few days. Gosh, we missed her! Hello, huge bottom. What is this woman attached? Oh
it's you. Who are you again? Oh.
Pay up
Hello decadent Westerners, AKA Dimmys or something like that. Yes, it's us FECKING Muslims again.
We have kidnapped your xoggoth for various insults
against our beloved violent nutjob Muhammed and will behead him unless the non-existent readers of bloggoth send £50 each to
the usual address at xoggoth Towers before the end of the week.
Do you think the contributions will pay for the wife's fecking kitchen?
No chance, but maybe if we threaten to cut off your ghoolies next week we might raise at least 50p towards it.
Predictive TV
We are sure we are not alone at bloggoth in being disappointed with how little so called interactive TV has advanced.
We cannot be arsed to find it of course but a long time ago we voiced concerns on bloggoth at the lack of up-skirt camshots
on tennis courts for us Serena Williams fans who are bored stiff by tennis. We at bloggoth would happily watch Wimbledon
if we could see a close up of Serena's arse during every serve.
Another thing we have not seen introduced is on screen lie detectors whenever politicians appear on TV. If councils can use
voice analysis to detect benefit cheats then surely the science
must be advanced enough to provide reasonable reliability when there is not just a voice but all the other facial mannerisms to
go on. In the case of politicians the computer program necessary to do that would be even simpler one would think:
If interviewee = politician then
flash lying sign
Endif
Growing old in an enormously arsed way
Although we at bloggoth never change a bit (if anything we look younger and more handsome every day) one is reminded
of passing time when one sees how the favourite singers and actors of one's yoof look now. Watched latest Pirates of Caribbean
this week. Geez, who is that raddled old thing? Looks familiar. Oh dear, it's Keith Richard.
Mind, some look older but we don't mind the change so much.
Aretha Frankin is our kinda older woman. One could conduct nuclear tests between the cheeks of an arse like that. Mmmmm.
We were sure "Say a little prayer" was Dionne Warwick though. We must be getting forgetful.
PS
We do apologise for mentioning arses continually.
PS No we don't
Voting
We were involved in a sales bid to the Russians which involved given a technical presentation in Moscow and one
could not fail to notice how technically backward they were. It was the mid 80s when word processing was fairly commonplace
in the UK and all the information they provided to us was handwritten. Beautiful script mind, but handwritten none the less.
The BBC news was full of the Russian elections tonight. Tedious. Not as though we in the West have much interest
in it either way considering the only realistic choice was between Putin and the communists. But they showed some shots from
the polling booths and we were impressed at how much the Russians have advanced. Instead of dropping their ballot papers into
plywood boxes like we still do in the UK they were feeding their ballot papers into machines. Rather like...
Oh dear. Shredders. Must have been an anti-Putin area.
Better not give our government any ideas or there will be a run on shredders in Tory areas just before election time.
Beware of decent people
Islamanazi views the way a number of Islamic organisations have condemned the action of the Sudanese authorities
in jailing the British teacher with suspicion.
He would not be alone. I think there have been too many instances of moderate mosques being revealed to be anything
but when they think no outsiders are listening for all protestations of moderation from British Islam to be taken at
face value.
However, we at bloggoth would certainly not hold that all or even a majority of those views are insincere.
We have heard of that Muslim policy (taqiyya) of deliberate deceit but most who are not fanatically devoted to a cause and have
normal lives could not do that.
Could you pretend day after day to support a position you despised? We couldn't and we are deranged psychopaths. Most Muslims
who are against the excesses of the extremists are probably genuinely pleasant people.
However, in the real world, one has to realise that decent people have never been much of a safeguard against anything because
they are manipulated and exploited by the real villains. If you believe (with Winnie the Pooh, a great philosopher) that most
people are decent enough then you have to accept that most citizens of awful societies from those of Nazi Germany to Iran were/are
also decent people and look what happened in those countries. Those nice people did not have those regimes imposed on them,
they MADE them happen.
If all those perfectly decent Muslims in the UK had a chance of an Islamic society they would take it and the nature of that society,
whether moderate according to Islamic ideas or extreme, would only be apparent after the leaders had what they wanted and
were free to show their true colours. Maybe many of those moderate Muslims would hate the society they had brought about
as much as the rest of us, just as many in Iran yearn for more freedom there, but by then it would be too late.
Government according to the principles of Islam is by definition neither democracy nor truly tolerant of other faiths.
Just how many more examples of laws from Islamic societies do people need to see to grasp that?
The day Islam gains ascendency in the UK our secular society will be dead and quite literally dragged back to the dark ages.
If there is a problem with the fundamental beliefs then no number of decent people can negate it.
So what are they, mind readers?
Nothing irritates us at bloggoth more than
news items like this. So this disabled couple got a reminder for parking longer than the specified limit. Did Tescos
know they were disabled? One would assume not or the article would no doubt have said so. Were they blind that they did
not see the sign about parking times? One would hope not, since they were driving.
At other times we have had similar stories about heartless companies demanding payments from widows whose husbands
have just kicked the bucket. Maybe the companies concerned are supposed to have psychics who can sense tragedies in the lives
of their debtors. We hope our family do not refuse to pay a bill of ours just because we have snuffed it.
Unless it is to the government of course. If
we die owing any tax we intend to take it into our coffins with us. They can come and get it after six months or so.
Don't waste your time, don't waste our money and please don't avow respect on my behalf
We see the British teacher, who went out to help another fucking backward waste of space Islamic country,
has been sentenced to 15 days in prison
for an error of judgement. I suppose one should be grateful that, compared to some of the barbarities of Islam,
this is a fairly minor punishment. Not the outcome that many in Sudan want apparently.
In a couple of weeks the lady should be able to start picking up her life
again, but I am betting that after an experience like that it won't be easy.
We trust that other dedicated people with a wish to help their fellow man will learn from this and avoid going to
Islamic countries. Yes, it is quite true there are plenty of decent Muslims, like the many who supported this lady
in what they saw as the innocent mistake of a foreigner, but that does not change the fact that the creed that does so
many things like this, this idolatry (except they are not allowed to call it that) of a violent 7th century warlord is
UTTERLY RANCID. If the UK government had any damn sense at all it would stop wasting taxpayers' money on aid to most
of these backward Islamic countries.
Most of all we at bloggoth are annoyed, if understanding, at the comments of regret by big ears Milliband that,
as usual, contains protestations of respect for Islam. Ok, we appreciate the political realities here, the government
has a duty to maintain links with various regimes, it has to maintain trade and protect British citizens who are still
foolish or idealistic enough to waste their time going to these places. We would not deny that diplomacy is important.
But BIGEARS does not speak for me, Sudan. There is nothing in your bloody awful religion that deserves respect.
Here is a very brief video of a chimp sniffing its arse.
That's Islam that is.
PS. On reflection, we apologise for the above insult. It is really a very nice little chimp, even if a bit rude, and has done
nothing to deserve such a comparison.
Tutankhamun seeks asylum in the UK
Another bloggoth exclusive.
It seems the legendary boy king of Egypt has applied for asylum in the UK, claiming persecution in his native
Egypt, where he says he is being kept locked in a climate controlled chamber for 24 hours a day.
Sources say that Tut, as he likes to be called, smuggled himself into a consignment of artifacts bound for the
London Tutankhamun Exhibition currently running in, erm, er, oh yes, London. A Home Office official told bloggoth that
his application would have to be considered according to the rules and his celebrity status would not be allowed
to be a factor.
This is the most celebrated person to seek asylum in the UK since Osama Bin Laden applied back in 2003. Bin Laden
is still waging global Jihad from his modest flat in Crawley, at the expense of Sussex ratepayers, while the home Office
considers his application. "Apart from the fact we keep losing all the documents" a home office spokesman told bloggoth,
"We have to consider Mr Laden's welfare. We cannot send him back somewhere where the Americans might be a bit nasty to him"
Biographies
What a lot of wierd biographies the bookshops are pushing at the moment. Eric Clapton? About 30 years past the peak
of interest for that one isn't it? Or Richard Hammond, who nobody except Top Gear enthusiasts had heard of until the accident.
How many pages can you fill with brain swelling? Daftest of all, there is both a biography and an autobiography for Lewis Hamilton.
He may be a great driver and one day a Hamilton biography may be a great read for racing enthusiasts but let's face it, this
is a very young bloke who has not actually done anything much YET.
Still if those can sell, we at bloggoth are definitely going to jump on the bandwagon. We trust our non-existent readers
will be flocking to buy our thrilling biography, a snip at only £5 a copy.
Neigbourly concerns
Living next to a scumbag as we do, we at bloggoth often look at the Garden Law website.
There is a question this week from a chap with shared drains who wants to know who is responsible if they get blocked.
Our first house was in a street of mean little semis that had shared drains with umpteen neighbours and it was
always getting blocked due to completely inadequate size and slope.
This was a great event as it brought our little community together and engendered a feeling of neigbourly concern. We
would all put on our Sunday best and wander around each other's back gardens in a little group, lifting drain covers and inspecting
each other's poo. Having found the offending drain it was out with the hose and problem was soon sorted. Of course,
where it was blocked was not necessarily the same as who blocked it. I recall many exciting conversations to decide
responsibility. "That's not ours, we had a curry last night, so no way we'd produce a damn great log like that" We usually decided to
blame the funny old woman down the road.
Somebody has put a note through door today about a street advent event. We are all supposed to stand around outside
somebody's house each night and get to know people we haven't met. If there's a free drink going we at bloggoth might
join in the spirit but it lacks spontaneity. We shall reflect on those old days.
Failing faculties
Mr C is wittering (nobody does it better) about
mobile phones today. We mostly agree,
although the camera has come in handy on odd occasions, phones are far too small for decent internet or the other things
he mentions although we have forgotten what they are and can't be bothered to look again.
Most idiotic is paying for porn pics. We see Vodaphone does Naughty+ where one can get Daily Babe+ among others.
A square inch of these things is especially useless when one is past a certain age and one's eyesight is not what it was.
This is why we at bloggoth so like to have a HUGE ARSE sat right on our face these days, it is down to long sight and nothing
to do with us being a ghastly old perve at all.
Pah, Mr C
This is real happy happy
Strictly come
One of the many things we REALLY HATE about the missus is her addiction to some awful TV progs, especially cooking
programs and those awful things where minor celebrities compete in things they are no good at like Strictly Come
Dancing. It would be a lot better with a few monsters in it.
Nice To See You etc. etc crap, bollox.
Here is our first couple, Linda, who once played a dream spider in The Fairly
Odd Parents and her partner Ian.
What elegance! Now over to our jury of assorted poofs, old farts and ugly things.
I think the judges have their verdicts.
They can only survive with your votes. Now to our next couple....
A round of applause for David,
who was once a toilet germ in a Harpic advert, and his partner Jenny.
Things to come
In the wake of absolutely nobody being to blame for the Menendez shooting isn't it frightening to know that
the RAF are empowered to shoot down hijacked passenger aircraft?
What is true? (And does it matter?)
"Tell Laura I love her" Who sang that? Ricky Valence according to Wikipedia. May be right, may be wrong. Does it really
matter? If Winston Churchill sent 6m Jews to concentration camps, if Napoleon had been the force's sweetheart and sung
"Blue Bayou" to troops before the Battle Of Hastings, if John Glenn has stepped onto the shores of the US in 1492 and
famously pronounced "I'm a pink toothbrush, you're a blue toothbrush" would the world be any different from the pile of shite
it is today?
Has xoggoth fallen off the wagon and had his first glass (or two) of vodka in three weeks? Who knows? Who cares?
Is the centre of the Earth truly orange? I think not. So there you are.
We are truly sad tonight for all the things that have never happened. We don't know why.
Jesus H
Death approacheth. Tonight we got up and caught ourselves thinking "This parquee flooring is cold, we should get a
pair of slippers" SLIPPERS? Good god. The end of all things.
The Roman Empire did not end through decadence, it ended when several Romans decided they wanted a pair of slippers.
The Persians were not defeated at Thermopilae because of a narrow pass and the bravery of the Spartans but because
Xerxes 1 wore slippers. In the end all civilisations end because people start wearing slippers.
Redemption and misery
We at bloggoth were brought up as Roman Catholics. I got talking to
a staunch RC person the other day and was surprised to find it is no longer a MOOOOOOORTAL SIIIIIIIIIIIIIN not to
go to church every Sunday. It is not even a MOOOOOOORTAL SIIIIIIIIIIIIIN not to go to confession and communion once a year.
WHAT??? No wonder attendances are declining, have the church no grasp of what religion is? People are religious because they
love to be made miserable, to have simple natural pleasures denied them and to have life made uncomfortable and unpleasant
in return for a vague promise of future bliss. Kneeling on hard pews in a cold draughty church listening to a tedious sermon
every week and being obliged to put part of one's pocket money in the collection tray to pay for the priest's rent boy fund
was what made religion all worth while.
Muslims have much more grasp of what religion is about.
You have to go without food for days, you can't drink, you can't even look at a women and end up marrying
your ugly cousin, you spend ages bowed down praying with your nose 3 inches from some other bloke's bum, you can't blow your nose
without consulting your Imam first as to whether it is Halal or Haram and you are obliged to fly into a
stressful rage over every tiny "insult" to your idiot religion. No wonder Islam is doing so well.
If the Catholic Church had any sense it would bring back fasting for thirty days and thirty nights in deserts
(or Woking say), mass scourgings and even the odd crucifixion on a lucky dip basis. The congregations would come
flocking back.
PS. Yes we know The Rev. Ian Paisley is the very last person one would call Catholic but nobody does
"It's a MOOOOOOORTAL SIIIIIIIIIIIIIN" better.
Redemption and misery - 2
This RC person was very pleasant and forgiving too. Nobody should have anything against gays because, after all,
god made gays. Er.. yeees. We quite agree with the general position on gays although our reason would simply be that
what harms nobody else should be a person's own business.
But gays are ok because god made them? On that logic canabalistic serial killers are ok because god must have made them too.
There is an increasing woolliness in Christian thinking that is undermining the religion itself, not just among
adherents but the church authorities. Of course we cannot be arsed to look for it, but a year or so ago the church aired the idea that
Judas was not evil because he was playing his part in god's plan. Unfortunately, when you start thinking like that you
blow a huge hole in the idea of free will and personal salvation. If we are not fully responsible for what we do then
how can we deserve hell? It transforms god from a loving entity to one who manipulates us like pieces on a chess board.
In their own curious light the creationists make more sense. Once the bible is open to all sorts of interpretation, where
do you stop? When you are free to pick apart even the message of the New Testament according to what makes sense then how
is there any point in religion at all? When you even question the literal truth of the resurrection as some do, what on Earth
is left of Christianity?
Commenty boxy thing
Post comments here. Promises of money or ecstatic praise only please. Anything remotely critical will be removed.
If you do not agree with me you are clearly insane.
Shagging bicycles
One of the most intriguing bits of news had to be that thing about some poor bloke who got put on the sex offender's register
when caught shagging a bicycle in his own
room.
Why? How can it be illegal to have sex with an inanimate object when blow up dolls, "real feel" vaginas etc. are freely
available in sex shops and advertised in men's magazines? Was it because it was in the presence of cleaners?
Maybe they should not be letting themselves in with pass keys, or if they did, maybe they should have left.
This was his own room after all.
Needless to say, we at bloggoth are very adventurous in this area and frequently have sex with anything we can find lying
around the house and garden although we are not terribly keen on carnal relations with our grotty old very cheap Halfords
made in Some Very Cheap Country bike TBH. Just as we are getting to the climax,
ah, ah, ah, and engage 5th gear the friggin' chain slips off again and that is a real turn off let us tell you. We always have just the
same problem with the missus.
Nailing feet to the floor
We at bloggoth are experts in everything as our non-existent readers will realise by now. Having spent yesterday
taking groups of schoolkids and getting them to make creatures out of bits of stick and stuff gathered from the woodlands,
we are also now experts in education.
You may wonder what the educational value is of making creatures out of bits of stick and stuff gathered from the woodlands.
We have not the slightest idea, we just do what we are told.
Here are pics of a spider and a deer some boys made from some lumps of mud, sticks, leaves, bits of bark, beach nuts etc.
The pictures do not do them justice.
We digress. Some expert has called on head teachers
to sack bad teachers. Sensible suggestion most might say. Anyone who is bad at their job, unless they are in some sort
of sheltered work scheme for the disabled, should get sacked. Their failures increase the load for everyone else.
In education you also have to consider the long term damage bad teachers can do.
Problem is, the head teachers CAN'T. Since 1998 there has been there has been a
"fast track" dismissal procedure for poor teachers in England and Wales. Failing teachers can be got rid of within six months!
wow! In practice, as that article says, the pre-fast track procedure time of 18 months is more usual. The article also blames heads
for not using the procedure but given the complexity imposed by councils and unions is it any wonder? Here are the
2007 procedures for Newnham
council which net search indicates are pretty typical.
Thanks to the "Protection Of Utterly Useless People" rules that apply in the public sector
shitty teachers have to be given extra guidance, supervision, counselling, sent on expensive improvement courses and given so
many bleeding opportunities and so much bleeding time to improve before finally being sent out to grass with a payoff from the
school's budget that it is hardly surprising that head teachers fail to take action. The buggers can always appeal and then the
whole thing can start again from the beginning. If got rid off they can still serve out their notice or get salary in lieu.
Of course we agree that new teachers may need time and some support to get into a job which is not easy
but we at bloggoth were once briefly a union rep and the procedures go far beyond anything we encountered in the private sector
which (from long ago memory) were informal warning, formal verbal warning, written warning, sack.
Over and over again, those in charge of our parasitic state rail against the rules that they themselves have landed us with.
Over and over again, "tough measures" by this stinking government turn out to be mere window dressing.
Cos House Shuttle return
Watched Ghost on TV tonight. We at bloggoth liked this film. Worrying. And we really like Dirty Dancing.
Clearly we must be a POOOOOOF! There is no other explanation.
Aaaaaagh! That wasn't scrap paper!!! We have gone and drawn a cartoon of two blokes having a nobbing session on the back
of our Companies House Shuttle return form.
More crap from beardy
The idiotic Archbishop of Canterbury (presumably the Queen has given him a dispensation to LOOK like a paedophile)
has called for the age of criminality to be raised.
Is he insane? Our sink estates are aswarm with the little horrors, all breaking windows, stoning old men playing football,
smashing cars and generally causing mayhem from an early age.
Society is certainly very inconsistent in setting different ages for different activities.
Many would argue that it would make sense to have the same age for consent to sex, drinking alcohol, serving as a soldier,
driving and voting for example. As engineers, we at bloggoth are all in favour of logical consistent rules but you clearly
cannot raise the age of criminality to 18, even the idiotic AOC would not argue for that.
What we could do, however, is align the age of criminality with the maximum age of legal abortion. That way, if
the spawn of any HORRIBLE COMMON sink estate dimwit unmarried girl called Sharon or Tracy is born instead of being mercifully
aborted we can whip the ghastly little bastard straight off to prison and save all the costs of the crimes it
will undoubtably commit when it gets older.
PSCO Sharon Taylor at the local maternity unit waiting to clamp the cuffs on.
Here we see a scan showing the small piggy eyes and tattoos characteristic of these unformed criminals.
Many have actually committed crimes while still in the womb. In this picture we see: A/B) A spoon and fork, probably stolen
while its mother was in the local cafe. Foetuses often start with off with trivial items like this before moving
on to serious crimes. C) A purse taken from an old lady who was mugged on a nearby footpath.
She was apparently threatened with the knife shown at D.
Quicker
We have been asked to help out at a local school next week doing a similar thing to what we did in the summer,
making animals from bits of twig etc. It seems we are now the UK experts at making animals from bits of twig.
Some suggestion of an exercise to measure heights of trees, you do it with a ruler and a bit of card apparently. Seems
very dull to me and not the way we would do it at all. A better way is to take one small school child, preferably something
ugly that nobody will miss, push it off the top of the tree and measure how long it takes to hit the ground.
Bit of a hiatus
We at bloggoth apologise to our non-existent readership for the lack of activity recently as a)
problems with scum neighbours and b) we feel we are
are in serious danger of losing the battle against the EVIL MISSUS who is determined to spend all our hard saved
dosh on tedious stuff like new bathrooms and kitchens. There is summit about conflicts and spending money that saps our silliness.
Also we are having hosting problems again; this site seems to be frequently off line.
We did do a few technical things but have not yet been arsed to update those links at left.
Don't click on them, they are not only pages out of date but they don't work.
Sadly, we have to report that all this stress has set us back in our brave battle against addiction
and our rate of saying the phrase "I didn't get where I am today" has crept back to former levels. We have again turned to
crime to feed our habit, only the other day we attacked an old lady in the road outside, held her down and bellowed
"I didn't get where I am today" in her ear until somebody called the police. We are hoping the magistrate will be lenient.
We must never give up and are now trying out a new phrase, taken from the film Braveheart, as a sort of methadone. "The trouble
with Scotland is that it's full of Scots" has serious potential. We must cut the lawn today. The trouble with lawns is that they
are full of grass.
After a few sleepness nights due to the legal thing we found a great remedy. Normally we at bloggoth think at a point
near the front of our head and just to the right of our nose. We discovered that with a little concentration we can think from
a point slightly to the left of our nose when all the worries just disappear. In fact we found it hard to recall any detail
of what we were worrying about. This is bound to become the new Zen or something.
What? Oh no, now we are thinking from both sides of our nose at once! Canem Occide. What? Canem occide. No, I won't do that.
CANEM OCCIDE. No, no please...
Another bloggoth health exclusive
Good to see Russel Watson is recovering.
Not a Pavarrotti but what a range!
Was it chance that this should strike Russel now? Via our huge network of contacts, we at Bloggoth have obtained
a health study that the government has tried to suppress indicating that there has been a very significant rise in
the incidence of brain tumours and certain other brain disorders since the summer and that for the ten years preceeding that
there was a regular pattern of increased incidence in spring and autumn.
The scientists at The Leeds Brain Tumour Research have analysed the pattern and their conclusions are startling.
A leading scientist told bloggoth that the rise in incidence of tumours always began on budget and mini budget days
and that the recent steep rise coincided with the start of the Labour leadership contest. Although he stressed that the results
were not absolutely conclusive, it is strongly indicated that brain tumours can be triggered by the sight of
{Lying Scottish C* ... Brownstuff} on television and/or by listening to his tedious lying Scottish voice.
Only last week, research at Lancaster University indicated that viewing David Milliband on TV can trigger prolonged vomiting and
diarrhoea which can prove hazardous to infants.
Non existent readers of bloggoth are advised that they should not look at this
picture of our beloved leader for longer than 30 seconds and should desist immediately if there is any sign of
blurred vision or headache.
BOLLOX to that
One of the few politicians we at bloggoth ever really liked was David Steele. Shame that he is therefore
one of those calling for restrictions on the
abortion law that he piloted.
What a horror that we at bloggoth should actually be agreeing with Dawn Primarolo, dim architect of IR35 and arch hypocrite who supported
law breaking over the Poll Tax when it suited her. SCUM. However, even scum can be right occasionally.
So women are treating it as a form of contraception? If the taxpayer is picking up the bill that it is indeed irresponsible
and deplorable, we should none of us pay for the wilful or irresponsible actions of others. If they pay the full cost of the
operation, who gives a fuck? There is no soul, these are not living thinking people but blobs of jelly. Nature (and therefore
god if you believe that) discards such blobs by the billions and mothers may not even be aware it has happened, what is this
obsession with expending enormous resources that could be better spent elsewhere on those who truly qualify as human simply
because we can?
True, there must logically come a point during the term of pregnancy where they do become living thinking people but
they are not INDEPENDENT living thinking people. As far as we are concerned at bloggoth, whoever bears the costs
and responsibilities must also make the choices.
We at bloggoth think it would be a great idea to raise the abortion age to 60. (After December of course)
Genius
He may be only a shop assistant but let's give that Russian serial
killer some credit here, recording the murders on a chess board was a work of genius.
What fun one could have basing a serial killing spree on a Monopoly board. Start with a few tramps in Old Kent Road and work your
way up to some rich Saudi Oil Sheik in Mayfair.
We at bloggoth think the chap deserves a get out of jail free card.
Bags
Mustn't rant. mustn't rant. Mustn't rant. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaH!!
Nice to see that the public will get a chance to vote on how they would like to see the
lottery money spent.
How really lovely to see also that we are soon to
be charged for plastic bags. We at bloggoth are all in favour of measures to protect the environment but we think the
public would be so much more connected if they got a vote here too, if they could choose the environmental measures
that the money would be spent on. So here is a poll for our non existent readers.
PS No, of course the form doesn't work. Forms on bloggoth never work, how many times do we have to say it?
WE CAN'T BE ARSED!!!
Interesting news on international crime
We refer of course to the news that one of the FBI's most wanted criminals may be in the UK. We suspected as much.
Don't forget to check out the FBI's 'most wanted' web page.
Letter to the EU president
Dear Mr. Barroso,
I am writing to you personally concerning an issue that I know is dear to the heart of all true Europeans, the conservation of our fascinating Wildlife.
Unfortunately, as you know, private donations usually favour the more exotic and attractive animals such as Giant Pandas or Arboreal Whales and few pay attention to the suffering of the less attractive but no less deserving creatures on our own doorstep.
I know the EU has an admirable record in giving grants for conservation purposes, the $12.7 million recently made available to the Pacific Islands for example, and was therefore hopeful that some money could be made available for the protection of some of our own smaller species.
Many flies, wasps and other small winged creatures die needlessly in our windows every year in the
hot summer months, as they are unable to find the way out.
Even worse, there are some who deliberately kill these delightful little creatures. I am asking therefore if a very modest grant of 200,000 euros could be made available to me to further public education as to how to aid these invertebrates and also to develop my own fly rescue jar, preliminary sketch attached, which could be made available to the public for a very small cost.
Your Sincerely,
Xavier O'Goth
Research is needed to find the best way to entice a little fly into the jar. It is important not
to frighten it, or worse, to damage its little legs or something. Here the picture approach is used, a picture of a female/male fly
on the jar end according to the sex and sexual orientation of the little creature to entice it in.
Recent research shows that 10% of all little flies are gay.
A necessary measure
We were watching the main channel 4 news this evening and we have to say, sad though it may be, that a cull
really is necessary and, if we are honest, long overdue.
What? Badgers? No of course we at bloggoth are not supporting the
culling of NICE little badgers. Don't be daft, we are
referring to all those little dimwits who are
leaving school unable to read or write.
Not the new year's resolution
We at bloggoth have made a resolution not to rant at the news as it is not good for our blood pressure, although it is
difficult. That BASTARD Blair to be EU president?
Asylum seekers to be given umpteen thousand to bugger off? No referendum? MP get MORE Holiday? Safe drinking limits "plucked
out of the air"? WHAT??? RANT, RANT, rant, rant, STOP! The way to avoid thinking things is to
shout STOP! in your head apparently. Ah that's better! Now, where were we, Blair to be... STOPPPPPP!
Maybe Mr Snafu at Not Proud of Britain has the right idea for a current
affairs blog, he says very little but merely reports on all the things that all SANE people should be concerned with. Given that
the papers with umpteen hundred k readers have said it, does it make really sense for a blog with MINUS 37 readers to comment further?
The shittiness of humanity that clutters up our world speaks for itself most of the time and if you do not have your finger
on a nuclear arsenal to get rid of the OTHER 6 BILLION BASTARDS what earthly good can one's unread comments do?
We thought that maybe the HORRIBLE COMMON people who read the Sun have more sense than the rest of us by avoiding all this
depressing stuff and concentrating on knockers. Disappointingly, the SUN online has as much real (depressing) news items as any
other paper, but at least it has some good stuff too, including
Best bottom in all of Britain.
Except that the said bottom is nearly not big enough for we at bloggoth. Hooray! that's more like it!!! Chewy!!!
The sad decline of Britain goes on
Once upon a time our football hooligans were the envy of the world and Europe's capitals trembled at the thought
of a visiting British team.
Those were the glory days, those were. Now it is the British who are cowering at the thought of encountering footie
fans from Russia who are stated to be the most feared in Europe.
Even when it comes to a bit of racist abuse from the terraces our footie fans have been relegated to the Conference,
the premier divisions are from Poland and other Eastern
European countries.
The only thing we British can still be justifiably proud of is our kiddie fiddlers. How much longer before some other
nation overtakes us at that as well, we wonder. It makes us sad, it really does.
Yeh! but look at who is obese!
The Devil's Kitchen is right. This obesity epidemic
seems exaggerated to me too. Thinking of people I know and looking round my locality, where are all these enormous people?
At work too, in my last contract I only noticed three enormous great waddlers in an office of hundreds. Most were fairly trim.
The time you most seem to see really hugely lardy great people is on TV when they are interviewing druggies, unmarried mums etc.
on council estates. The obese are mostly HORRIBLE COMMON people who are too dim to control their own lives!!!
Reduced life expectancy? Bloody good idea if you ask me,
is there a charity one can donate to that will provide them with free cheeseburgers?
Ming The Mummy
So the Liberal Democrats now need a new leader.
Poor Old Ming, we at bloggoth quite liked Poor Old Ming as politicians go.
He never deserved more than a simple shooting and one could have dispensed with the essential foreplay that most of them merit,
such as shaving off the face with a red hot cheese grater.
The Devil's Kitchen has been really scathing about Poor Old Ming's
lack of achievement.
But surely that was what was so great about Poor Old Ming? If we could have had him as PM, he might have done
absolutely nothing at all, and since EVERYTHING that governments ever do is utter crap, isn't that a good thing??
To hide our disappointment, we at bloggoth have been putting together a political dream team, the government we would most like to
see. Here are our senior ministers:
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| Prime minister: A small piece of cheese |
Chancellor: A rusty sports car wheel |
Home Secretary: A plastic model of the human body |
Foreign Secretary: An oil stain on a concrete floor |
PS. No real change on that last one then.
FFS SHODDOP
Every week, it seems, we get another health study. Marvellous, what is THIS week's unassailable wisdom?? Now it seems that
a glass of wine in the evening is "hazardous"
The devil quotes studies to suit his purpose we say, here are some we much prefer.
Note: Unless you are already at 100% of these qualities like we at bloggoth
Odd
Our major British Asian UK boxers seem a bit ill fated when it comes to high performance cars.
Boxer Amir Khan 'knocked over pedestrian'.
A few years ago the other big hope, Prince' Naseem, was
jailed over 90mph crash.
Hamburgers, spirituality and YO' IMMORTAL SOUL
We at bloggoth (although still incredibly virile and young looking) are children of the hippy generation. Actually, we think
we invented it as we were wearing sandals without socks in the depth of winter long before Woodstock. What? there was a hippy
philosophy that went beyond outward appearance? Dear me! how naive can one get? Get this straight, MAN (like wow, man!) when it
comes to humanity there is NEVER anything beyond appearance. Appearance is what there is, all else is delusion, and delusion
(being somewhat delusional) is non existent.
We at bloggoth liked the facade but never lived the delusion and were always engineers.
We recall going to a a Bier Kellar (which were fashionable at the time, and this one was in Croydon Mr C) and getting very drunk,
snogging a strange lady opposite, interfering with the waitress (only the cord on her apron that is, we were always feminists)
and being slung out by the bouncers. Wanna fight? said the bouncer. "Peace and love, man" said my great mate. Yuch. Came close that day
to joining in with the bouncers and beating the idiotic bastard up.
We at bloggoth are currently reading "The Zahir" by Paulo Coelho. Absolutely nothing happens in the book except the bloke's wife
leaves him and goes off to live in Central Asia. (Well, he might shoot the bitch but I haven't got that far yet) It is all about
achieving freedom by letting go of everything that has gone before. Or something like that. Actually (we are ashamed to admit) that
there are times when such concepts appear to mean something. Ah. But reality comes in reading of the
altruism of ants. These are the things that are real,
hormones and CO2 and genetic patterns. Soul, spirit? there are none.
Naturally we can quote scripture to suit our purpose. At the funeral we were bored enough to flip through The Bible.
Which book? Chapter? Verse? no idea, but a holy man (we shall call him holy man 1) was journeying to x and another holy man
(we shall call holy
man 2) said, "Hey holy man 1, come and have supper with me." "Not likely" said holy man 1, for the lord said unto me that I shalt
not stop in that place." "What? said holy man 2, I am a holy man too, and the lord told me that thou should (shalt) stop
for a bite with me here."
"Ok" said holy man 1, so he stopped off for supper. BAD MOVE. "Because thou disobeyed me" said the LORD "thou shall never know
rest, be buried somewhere REALLY SHITTY and be covered in BITEY termites with huge FANGS for eternity etc etc."
This proves that even as far as DE LAWD is concerned, forget all this FEELIN's and such like, the really important stuff is where
you had a meal, did you stop at Mc Donald's (SINNER man) or did you go a bit further and have your burger at BURGER KING?
This is the trivia that life and afterlife is made of. Forget all that has gone before? Sod that. We at bloggoth have started
a GRUDGE BOOK. The missus planted some bulbs this PM and got SOME MUD on my nice pebbles.
Should we at bloggoth be wrong and find that the afterlife does exist, we will TORMENT her to all eternity for this crime.
She in turn will ensure that we undergo eternal punishment for leaving WET TOWELS ON THE BED. These are the things that life is
made of and which shall endure for ever, world without end, amen.
Here endeth the lesson.
Funerals
Not much bloggothing at mo, sense of silly deserted somehow, and even rant glands packed up as enveloped in a great cloud
of "do not give a shit, what difference does it make?" regarding current affairs. Still,
Nobody's friend is being depressing so maybe it's the
latest fashion. Let's talk of death and funerals.
Went to a funeral for one of missus's cousins this week. Nice bloke, though did not know him well. Bleedin' 'ell,
must have been 600+ people there. Thought only famous people had that many.
Thoughts turned to ours at bloggoth's when it comes. We do not like spending money, so it is probably just as
well that we will be able to hold it in the garden shed. If turnout should happen to be twice what we expect, that will be
easily accomodated by putting the lawnmower in the garage.
PS. When we go up to Northants (pack the banjo) we are always amazed and envious at the third world prices. Brought a round of drinks
at the Cons club - 2 pints bitter, half a lager, white wine, whisky and dry ginger, lemon and lime - £8.13!!! Feckin' 'ell, Probably
costs more than that in Bangladesh.
PPS. If anyone would like to come to our funeral so we can pretend to be popular, we may even splash out on some lemonade
and some salted peanuts and won't charge much at all for admission. Our shed is really nice and has a most interesting collection
of dead spiders. It would be like El Dia de la Muerte but with more legs. Also, we are hoping that by then the Sikhs/Hindus will
have won the right to open air cremations so we can be burned on the bonfire instead of wasting money on cremations.
Soul, my arse
News today that a mother, who is the full time carer for her daughter with cerebral palsy, is seeking to
have a hysterectomy done.
Why not? One assumes that this is purely about the practicities of periods and not about conception
because in the circumstances any conception could only be a result of rape. Even if you were totally cynical about the mother's
motives (and would such a selfish mother care for her daughter as this one does?) and if was just a housekeeping issue,
about avoiding the extra mess her mother needs to clear up, that surely is the mother's decision as the full time carer.
Naturally the usual busy body bastards, in this case the charity Scope, are butting in. A "disturbing" precedent for
other disabled girls. Why? There is no suggestion that these decisions will be taken on anything but a case by case
basis. If they are hinting at the "right" of the disabled to have children, bollox to that. Nobody has rights if they
cannot fulfil their duties and obligations and it makes no difference if their failures are their fault or not.
There should be no no rights to have children that have to be raised at the expense of the rest of us. We already have 6bn people
(and most of those useless mouths) no great need for more, ta very much.
But surely this sort of case raises wider religious implications? What does it mean to see so many who have no control
over their lives for what are scientifically identifiable brain defects? How can there be free
will when an accident, genetic defect or illness can rob any of us of everything that makes us an individual?
Or, come to that, when so much of us "normal" sorts is imposed upon us by the lives we have had and the things
we must cope with.
What is this elusive "soul" that we never
see, when it is demonstrated, day after day, that everything we are is so plainly determined by our cells and our chemical
processes?
Most of all, why do we allow those who believe in this elusive absurdity to dictate so much of our society?
Another great day for freedom
The idea that the UK is a democracy is surely dead. Under the RIP act, allowing ministers to sign any
damn thing they please into law without reference to parliament, Oct 2nd 2007 brings you:
Police can demand decryption
Phone calls and texts to be logged
Oh yes, and on this same day, another halt to free speech. A law
supposedly to prevent incitement of religious hatred. So what's wrong with
that? one may ask, incitement to hatred is not the same as criticism. We are assured that there is no problem with normal criticism,
opposition, lampooning or even ridicule.
It is just that we have far too many examples to indicate that what the rest of see as legitimate criticism
or humour is viewed by Muslims as offensive and inciting Islamophobia. So whose opinion as to what is and is not covered
by this law will prevail in our PC society?
I think two prosecutions for simply calling Islam "wicked and pernicious" and the pursuit of Channel 4 for
daring to reveal the truth about what goes on in some mosques rather than the extremists exposed tells us that already.
Commenty boxy thing
Post comments here. Promises of money or ecstatic praise only please. Anything remotely critical will be removed.
If you do not agree with me you are clearly insane.
Nature
Naturally we at bloggoth really like nature programs as we really like NICE little animals (except cats) and really hate
people especially HORRIBLE FOREIGN or HORRIBLE COMMON ones.
Actually, that is not quite true, we are not especially fascinated by some animals (apart from cats) either. For some
curious reason the more precarious an animal's existence is due to man's actions the more BORING it becomes. Giant Pandas. Was there
ever a more BORING animal? Why did the WWF adopt that TEDIOUSLY BORING animal for its logo? It sits around all day munching
one species of bamboo
and that is the only thing it can eat. Bad year for that bamboo in any one area and it starves. It might mate about once a year if it
feels in the mood. FFS!. Being nasty right wing sorts, we at bloggoth have very little sympathy for things that will not help themselves
and it seems to us that stupid Giant Pandas have, as a species, already swallowed the sleeping pills, washed them down with vodka
and phoned up the Samaritans to wail "Goodby cruel world". Same with Mountain Gorillas, what a stupid load of fat ugly black things, sit
around munching like a bunch of pensioners at a cancer hospice. Or whales. Did you ever hear a whale tell a decent joke? Me neither.
I bet if you had to spend an evening with a Blue Whale in a West End bar you would be bored out of your skull.
We at bloggoth like real animals. Meerkats! Now there is a decent animal, zooming about, playing, fighting, standing looking
in a wierd way, eating stupid things. We love that Meerkat program we do. The Meerkat has grasped what survival is in today's world,
entertaining human beings, especially we at bloggoth. Or Bonobos. Shags everything that moves! Someday, that will be seen as a
true model for human society.
Some other animals, even though they lack charisma, at least command respect for the way they survive and dominate their world.
A good example is the shark. We were watching a thing on sharks earlier. The real image problem sharks have is their lack of
visible emotion, however we are sure that this is something they could be taught and are accordingly asking our non-existent
readers for the usual donation, to the usual address, to found a Shakespearian acting school for sharks.
bloggoth: Stop! stop! stop! This is the first night with a beloved and they hate to part and you bloody Great Whites speak
it like you're reading a car service manual!!! Can we have a bit more expression PLEASE?
BRILL
Home truths about the irrationality of religion in a humourous package.
Attraction
Much fuss about I'm a Dinner Jacket speaking in New York. We were planning to post something sensible but we see that
coven members Wolfie
and Rastaman have already done so. What they said. Whatever it was.
Surely the really important reason why Im a Dinner jacket should not be allowed to speak on anything anywhere at all
is that he is fucking ugly! Gordon Bennet!, look at the fucking ugly bastard!
In the view of we at bloggoth, one's influence
in the world would be entirely determined by one's attractiveness. This would naturally make us world dictator, but of course even we
could not do everything ourselves, we would need some government members to carry out actual policy. These too would be determined
by strict order of attractiveness.
We think the best choice for PM would be Kiera Knightley's bumhole. Could not do much
worse than most of the a*holes in power at the moment anyway.
Gosh! that's terrible, what a psycho
I know that we at bloggoth frequently post about getting back at the stinking wasteful overbearing state, stabbing politicians,
blowing up useless parasitic civil servants and so on but naturally our non-existent readership will realise that such things are all
completely tongue-in-cheek. No it isn't, we mean every word, they are bastards!!!
The anarchic bloggoth character is just part of our fictional online persona and bears no relation to the responsible citizen we
really are. The only responsible we would like to be is responsible for killing every
last one of the BASTARDS!!!!!
A man has just been convicted of sending letter bombs, made from
fireworks and party poppers, to organisations he identified with overbearing state surveillance.
Yeeeh! good for him! Our hero!!
Mr Cooper had told the jury his anger at the country's authorities had intensified when his father Clive was unable to have DNA samples removed from the police database, even though he had been cleared in 2003 of assault.
........
During his testimony, Cooper said he had concerns over the amount of power given to the government.
"If you give a small group of people [the government] too much power, they will eventually end up abusing it."
Referring to the issue of Britain being a "surveillance society", he said: "We are one of the most watched societies on the planet."
While the things he says about our obtrusive and overbearing state will strike a chord with many, surely no responsible citizen would ever try and condone such actions? Condone? applaud more like!!
There are proper democratic channels through which we can change such things
Fucking hell!! what planet are you living on??? and whatever our grievances, surely there is no justification for injuring
ordinary state employees? after all, they are not responsible for government policies.
No? So who actually implements them then? Bit like saying you should not fight a war unless you can get at the generals!
We at bloggoth utterly deplore what this bloke has done and hope he is in prison for a very long time.
Hey, look what we found in the garage!
Any chance EVER of our overpaid authorities targetting the right people?
We are admirers of Emma Thompson, great actress. "Remains Of The Day" was one of our favourite films even if it did
not have enough zombies in it. If Emma
urges me to visit my local massage parlour
then I feel obliged to heed her advice.
Actually, we at bloggoth just MIGHT have visited massage parlours on the ODD occasion without being urged to do so
by famous actresses, but that was years ago when our libido was somewhat higher and costs (and our stinginess) were somewhat lower.
In those days all the girls were British and doing it because they chose to. Nowadays, apparently, these places are mostly staffed by
East Europeans and the big concern is that some may have been tricked into the situation and are virtual slaves. In effect,
they are saying that men going to a massage parlour can be guilty of rape.
Abandoning flippancy for a moment, any bloke who has suspicions that the girl is not a willing participant, carries on
regardless and does not report his suspicions is a scumbag and perhaps should face prosecution as they
may soon do in Norway.
"We want to send a clear message to men that buying sex is unacceptable. Men who do it are taking part in an international
crime involving human beings who are trafficked for sex," Norwegian Justice Minister Knut Storberget said.
But hang on a minute. Until our governments totally lost control of our borders, us men who went to such places, sad though
you may think we are,
(and if you think massage parlours are mostly frequented by sad old blokes who can't get a girl friend I can tell you categorically
that you really know f*ck all about it)
were exercising a freedom to make a contract for supply of services with other mature adults who supplied such services
entirely of their own free will. What is wrong with that in a free society?
Now this free choice of adults is to be lost because the authorities are too pathetic to properly control movement into this
country or to take proper steps to inform possible victims. Exactly how hard is it to run publicity campaigns in Romania and elsewhere to
warn women of the dangers of these "fabulous jobs" in Western Europe?
In the case of the many Jamaican women who were acting as drug mules in ignorance of the severe penalties involved, it was only
the
actions of a small charity which took
on the role of warning women of the consequences, causing the number of women who were being thrown into British
prisons to plummett. Duh!! A publicity campaign in the affected countries, who would have thought of that? Not our
bloody useless government apparently.
Yet again, a case where the rights of law abiding citizens to make free choices in a free society are to be curtailed
because our criminally negligent authorities are failing totally to tackle the real criminals.
Scary
News that we are to be subject to
even more surveillance.
So far there is no gadget that can actually see inside our houses, but even that's about to change.
Ian Kitajima flew to Washington from his laboratories in Hawaii to show me sense-through-the-wall technology.
Using radio waves, you point it a wall and it tells you if anyone is on the other side. His company, Oceanit, is due to test
it with the Hawaiian National Guard in Iraq next year, and it turns out that the human body gives off such sensitive radio signals,
that it can even pick up breathing and heart rates.
"But it will also show whether someone inside a house is looking to harm you, because if they are, their heart rate will be raised. And 10 years from now, the technology will be much smarter. We'll scan a person with one of these things and tell what they're actually thinking."
Bloody hell! There will be cruise missiles coming through the windows of xoggoth Towers. Through a lot of Windows
maybe, who in their right mind does not loath government?
Not loathing perhaps, but I think one of the chaps in the Northern Rock queques summed up the distrust most feel when he said
"Whenever the government tells us something is safe I get rather worried" Maybe it is a mistake for politicians to make these
assurances personally. If I was told things by Basil Brush say I would be far more inclined to believe it.
Stop Islamisation of Europe
It looks like the few with the sense to grasp what a malign, backward and idiotic creed Islam is and the nature of the threat
it poses to any free society have been thwarted by the
supine imbeciles in power. This time. How many this times will we have before it is too late?
Get the news on
Rastaman's blog.
Mafiosi or responsible citizen
Hey! this iframe tag thing is good, post a poll on a forum and nick it. Great for those of us who cannot be
arsed to do one ourselves.
Nature of Creepiness
No link as in this case it would be totally superfluous, but what explains some of the negative attitudes to the McCanns?
Some is the sheer boredom factor. This is a tragedy for them but on the other hand tragedies happen to us all at
some time or another and we do not expect others to read about them day in and day out for months. While their motives in trying
to keep this at the centre of attention were understandable, I fear it has backfired.
Negative attitudes in Portugal are perhaps down to the defective foreigner factor. I do not mean the Portugeuse are against
them just because they are foreign, but because their own country has been forced to bear the costs of a problem, predatory
paedophilia, which is seen as a British disease. If the McCanns are not involved, and it makes little sense to me that they are,
most of us suspect that if the culprit is found he will turn out to be a middle aged white Brit. I think many of us felt
the same irritation over the Victoria Climbie case. We were made to feel our society was a failure and a young social worker
was scapegoated but nobody questioned why so many relatively well off African parents are stupid enough to send young children to
stay with people they do not know or why we ever take in people who believe that abuse will drive out evil spirits.
Then there is the religion factor. The McCanns are devout Catholics and are therefore seen as creepy, there is something "not
quite right" about them. Yes, it is immensely unfair to have negative opinions of someone simply because they are religious
but many now do have a
negative view of religion.
There are various reasons, Islamic fundamentalism, the resurgence of Evangelism and intolerant Christianity, in part due
to migrants and, a major factor in my view, President Bush and his Republican supporters. For the first time
in the lives of most of us, we have seen real world power in the hands of a man who claims to doing god's will
and, from his crusades to force his version of democracy on the rest of the world to some of his backward domestic policies,
we do not like what we see.
HOPELESS bid for hits - no 3,061
We have to admit that we at bloggoth lack the human touch. This is partly the result of being a psychopath but is mainly
down to a career in doing technical presentations and writing technical reports. With adequate preparation we could stand
in front of an audience of 10,000 and give a lecture and not be nervous at all. Unfortunately, although our speech would address
the salient points in a concise and logical way, the entire audience would fall off their seats with boredom. Similarly with serious
letters or questions on forums, just the right words, honed to the bare minimum. This is an asset in some cases, as when dealing
with officialdom and works fine on IT technical or contractor forums too, it is the vague wofflers who get stick on those, but
if we post a question on some normal human being forum like gardenlaw we usually get zero response.
However, incomprehensible, mispelt and ungrammatical posts, often in capitals, get loads of answers even if the gist of
the question is scarcely discernable.
The trick is to say how very stressed you are by your problem, that your life is being made a misery by
your neighbour. You are a single mum struggling to make ends meet, you cannot sleep, you have never fully recovered from your dear
old dad passing away three years ago, your dog has lung cancer etc. etc. This is the HUMAN TOUCH, i.e. you have to publicly
show yourself as a miserable, whining self pitying idiot, then people feel sorry for you.
Never let it be said that we at bloggoth do not learn from our mistakes.
WE at bloggoth are so reallt depresed on the little number OF hit and coment on this blogg We so hopd we would get a spome coment
and hits becos we ar ereally lonely and have no frineds and thought maybe if some kind pepel would give us a litte comment
now and then we could pretend for a little bit that they was our friends liek other PEOple have and for a little time feel les
allone. WEr so low from this new fail in out live, we are on pills the dt. gave us but they no good we think we go to bed
and tak them all ubnlee we get SOME commenst from any nice peeple out there.
DISGRACEFUL!
We suggested earlier on the blog of coven member 5
that, given that he lives Brighton way and is currently unemployed, he should pop into the TUC conference and assassinate
{Lying Scottish C* ... Brownstuff}. So what do we hear on the six o'clock news? NOTHING about the PM being killed or maimed
in any way! SHAME on you Mr C! We are not talking to you for at least a day.
Police
We do not often mention coven member 7, PC Blogs, but in our opinion
it is one of the best written and wittiest blogs in division 1. (The premiership consists solely of bloggoth of course.
Hurray! Top of the premiership for the third year running!)
We have all heard of the way that the useful sections of our public services like the police, teachers and nurses have
become bogged down in targets, political correctness and beurocracy to the extent that these things have impeded their
abilities to actually do the job; this is probably to bring them more into line with the others like civil servants, tax men,
local government officials etc. who never actually do anything useful at all.
Nevetheless, we have to admit we thought PC Blogs was exaggerating a bit in the interests of wit. It is not so! She tells it
like it is.
We found this out from making a formal complaint about our neighbour who removed a
section of our fence while we were on holiday and chucked it into our garden.
Yes, trivial I know, but the Police Community Support Officer suggested
we report it so that a bigger picture can be built up, even though it is hardly likely he will be taken away and hanged on
this occasion. (Pity!)
What a performance! What is his ethnic group, height, weight, age, hair colour, marital status? FFS! He
lives next door, it is hardly likely that Interpol will have to track him down! They even wanted to know my ethnic group
and what I did for a living. Damn! I should have said black disabled rent boy, my complaint would have been shunted right up
the queue.
bloggoth guide to HORRIBLE FOREIGN PEOPLE 1 - reaction to bad news
HFP do not react as a PROPER (i.e the xoggoth social classes not HORRIBLE COMMON, SCUM or TOFFEE NOSED GITS) English
person would on being given bad news.
Reaction of some HFP to the same news would include a great deal of jabbering.
Contrary to PC propoganda, non English speakers south of the Mediterranean do not actually have a language
although jabbering has several different accents.
Lots of over the top weeping and wailing and crawling about in the dust is popular in some parts too.
Here we see a HORRIBLE FOREIGN couple who have just been informed that their local grocers has run out of Rice Crispies. *See note
Heaven knows who is stupid enough to sell them to them but running about shouting and firing guns in the air is
also common. Here a man demonstrates how justifiably offended he feels because a poster in Woolworths looked
a bit like Muhammed.
Note: Yes, HFP in some places do have thumbs on the wrong side, and it is NOT because we drew them wrongly.
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